Things To Do This Weekend.

Guzzle Down Some Bleached.

Well, we've finally reached the end of yet another workweek and are free to throw our cares to the wind. Unless, you work on the weekends, in which case I am very, very sorry.

But, hey, even then, things aren't so bad. Think of it this way: We're a week closer to the season four premiere of Arrested Development, right? May 26 can't get here quickly enough, can it?

In the meantime, why not focus your attention on any one of the great events taking place in the region through out this weekend? Like what, you ask? Well, you can get magical with Penn and Teller, bless the grapes out in Grapevine or grab that sequined skirt you have lying around from that one Halloween costume that you refuse to throw away and boogie down at the Texas Theater.

Either way, one thing is for sure: You're going to have a killer time this weekend.

Friday
Penn and Teller at Verizon Theater
Fresh off his stint on Celebrity Apprentice, Penn Jilllette and his silent partner Teller are on the road for a tour that finds the duo bringing their eccentric brand of magic to Grand Prairie tonight.

Kill the Noise, Brillz and Style of Eye at Lizard lounge
The Black Magic Mystical Wonder Tour brings this touring trio's intense style of EDM to Lizard Lounge tonight. Johnny Funk and DJ Yosh fill out this crazy bill.

Pierce the Veil and All Time Low at Palladium Ballroom
These guys are hitting the road for their “Spring Fever” tour, which kicked off last night. So make sure to grab those skinny jeans, dingy-black T-shirts and worn-in converse.

Birds of Night Album Release Party at Andy's
You've got as few chances to catch these garage rockers during their weekend-long album release celebration. Catch them tonight in Denton or head out to Lola's in Fort Worth tomorrow night.

Good For You, Gregg Gin & The Royal We and Ten Can Riot at Club Dada
Black Flag's founding father teams up with skateboarding bad boy Mike Valley for an evening of progressive and gritty rock 'n' roll for your head-banging pleasure.

Ladies Stay Crazy Dance Party at Texas Theater
The monthly dance party is getting a facelift with tonight's theme, beach party. Organizers are stressing that all those who come get dressed in their fanciest sequin-studded frocks and most outrageous make-up. DJs Mama Dew and Pottery Bam will be on the ones and twos.

Nervous Curtains, Warren Jackson Hearne and Midnight Movie at the Double Wide
Interested in a night of synth rock countered by death folk? Look no further than Double Wide’s eclectic line-up tonight. Can’t make it out to catch Nervous Curtains tonight? Don’t fret, you can catch them tomorrow night at Hailey's in Denton.

Luke Huch Album Release Party at Prophet Bar
Local singers-songwriters take over Prophet Bar tonight to celebrate the official album release of faith-based rockers, the Luke Huch Band.

78 on Deck at the Waas Gallery
Waas Gallery's newest artist resident, Taylor Ellis, will be exhibiting his original, tarot card-inspired artwork along with collaborative pieces with fellow artist Phillip McVean.

Sugar Derby Mobile's One-Year Anniversary Party at The Old Bike Shop
You've probably seen our food writer, Melissa Mackaly, out at various music festivals and events, hanging out by her Sugar Derby trailer, a roving vintage boutique filled with all sorts of kitschy eccentricities. Anyway, the trailer will be celebrating their first year of life tonight. The festivities kick off around 9 o'clock, and there will be DJs, booze and, yes, even the Easy Slider Truck. Also worth noting: A portion of the night’s proceeds will benefit the North Texas Food Bank.

Kottonmouth Kings at Trees
The psych-hip-hop-punk group make a stop in Dallas tonight as part of their “Fight to Unite” tour, which tonight finds them sharing a bill with Duce, Dizzy Wright, Snow Da Product, Eskimo Callboy and DJ Ronnie Blaze.

Dallas Art Fair at the Fashion Industry Gallery
Celebrate all things art tonight with the industry professionals at FIG. This fifth annual art celebration runs all weekend, with about 80 national and international art dealers and galleries showcasing their finest collections.

Gramatik with heRobust and Cherub at the House of Blues
The European mixmaster brings his EDM stylings to the House of Blues this weekend. Catch him tonight before he heads back overseas for the rest of his lengthy tour.

Saturday
Grapevine's 21st Annual Blessing of the Vines and New Vintage Wine and Gallery
By the grace of Dionysus, Grapevine's annual wine festival is upon us yet again. Honestly, though, do you really need an excuse to drink wine?

NRA and NASCAR Sprint Cup at the Texas Motor Speedway
The gun and racing worlds collide in Fort Worth this weekend as the National Rifle Association sponsors the Sprint Cup Series this year. Who's ready to watch race cars speed around a track for seven hours? Anyone?

Frightened Rabbit at Trees
The emotional Scottish indie rockers hit up Trees tonight with Winter Sleep, who hail from Canada and round out this international bill.

Bleached at Club Dada
If you're in the mood to throw some ‘bows and mosh like a maniac, then Dada has you covered. Hunters and The Atomic Tanlines round out this crazy bill.

Whiskey Folk Ramblers at Three Links
The local noirish rockers release their anticipated third album tonight. Spoiler alert: It's pretty awesome!

Slightly Stoopid at Palladium Ballroom
The laid-back ska and funk rockers, who picked up right where Sublime left off, are in town tonight. So dig up that hacky sack you know you have lying around from freshman year, grab some of your bros and head on over to Palladium.

Day of the Deadpool with Carlo Barberi at the Doubletree Hotel Dallas Market Center
Meet the man behind Deadpool and trade in some of those used comics. Y''know, the ones your significant other has been pestering you to get rid of for years? Those.

Senses Fail at The Door
These post-hardcore rockers hailing from the shores of Jersey make a stop in Dallas before they hit a lengthy tour of the U.S.

Free Pet Photo Shesh at Hotel Palomar
Animal enthusiast and professional photographer Sylvia Elzafon will be offering her services for free today. So take those cuddly best friends of yours, dress them up and try your best to have them pose for an unforgettable photo.

AraabMuzik, DJ Craze and DJ Titan at Lizard Lounge
Dubstep-loving, MPC-beating producer extraordinaire AarabMuzik stops by Lizard Lounge while on his lengthy U.S. tour.

Monte Montgomery with Brent Best of Slobberbone at the Kessler
Here is your chance to watch one of the greatest guitar players of all time. Seriously, this guy has some amazing guitar skills. Also, Montgomery's pretty talented, too.

Sunday
Pat Benetar at the Winspear
Are you a heart breaker, a dream-maker or a love-taker? You don't want to mess with this rock legend. Not out on the battlefield of love, at least.

Natalie Merchant at Bass Hall
The former 10,000 Maniacs lead singer will be perform with the Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra.

Shawn Mullins at the Kessler
Do you think he'll play “Lullaby” at this show? He has to, right? C'mon.

Opening Day at Lone Star Park
Indulge in what Hunter S. Thompson would call decadence and depravity at this season kickoff bash. Gambling on ponies is the only legal form of gambling in Texas, after all.