Have a Meltdown.

Cat’s freaking love cardboard boxes. Have you ever noticed how they often prefer playing in a box over any toy you actually spent good money on? They’re simple creatures, and as explained here, there’s some reasoning behind their madness. There’s just something about the safety of four tiny cardboard walls that’s comforting.

But you’re not a cat (presumably), so it’s going to take something with a little more substance to keep you entertained this week (again, presumably). To that end, we’ve mapped out a whole week’s worth of fun times just for you.

Monday (5.23)
Kaleo at House of Blues
Way down we go.

Pleasure Leftists at Rubber Gloves
Just a few shows left.

Tuesday (5.24)
Vundabar at Rubber Gloves
Holy Toledo!

Tuesday Night Fights at Texas Theatre
Live boxing.

Damien Jurado at Dada
Let us all in.

Hopped Up Cinema at Alamo Drafthouse (Richardson)
The Jerk + Noble Rey Brewing.

Wednesday (5.25)
Fruit Bats at Three Links
Absolute losers.

Convenient Comedy at Midway Craft House
LOL.

Thursday (5.26)
Sexual Geography at The Wild Detectives
An absurd exploration of gender inequality in academia.

Tech Wildcatters Throwdown at House of Blues
Who’s the next Pied Piper?

Babar at Rubber Gloves
It’s the band’s last show.

Kyle Craft at Good Records
Bowie-filtered blues.

Friday (5.27)
“For the Birds” at Dallas Comedy House
A sketch show about breaking away from the flock.

Flogging Molly at Gas Monkey Live
AKA not Dropkick Murphys.

Yo Gotti, Dej Loaf at The Bomb Factory
Back up.

DIIV, Broncho at Trees
Stay loose.

Radioactivity at Three Links
Enter a world of pleasure.

Cabaret at Winspear Opera House
Perfectly marvelous.

Friday Night BBQ Blowout at Fraternal Order of Eagles
A Memorial Day weekend cookout.

Saturday (5.28)
Beardfest 5 at Wit’s End
Growers and showers.

Nada Surf at Good Records/Granada Theater
They’re popular.

Jimmy Buffett at Toyota Stadium
Still looking for that lost shaker of salt.

National Beer Mile at Fair Park
Chug, chug, chug, chug.

The Sword at Gas Monkey Live
Seriously mysterious.

Thai Culture & Food Festival at The Buddhist Center of Dallas
Thai one on.

Gorgon City at Bungalow Beach Club
Saving your life.

Sunday (5.29)
Margarita Meltdown at the West End
Frozen or on the rocks?

The Eagle’s BFD at Gexa Energy Pavilion
With Shinedown, 3 Doors Down, Sixx AM, Collective Soul and more.

Brew-B-Q at Deep Ellum Brewing Co.
So meaty.

Modern Baseball at Dada
Fine, great.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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