Things To Do This Week.

Jam On It.

Until recently, the process of becoming a Jedi required years of rigorous training. With the release of Carey Martell's new book, Stunt Light Saber Combat for Beginners, the process has been reduced to 180 simple illustrations. Easy as that.

Similarly, the process of finding a week's worth of planned activities, was one that used to require several hours and numerous resources. With the release of the following list, that process has been reduced to, well, the following list. Easy as that.

Monday (2.8)
A Brother's Harvest at Ochre House
Pay what you can.

Monkey King Noodle Co. Pop-Up Kitchen at Wabi House
Celebrate the year of the monkey.

Nile at Trees
Cast down the heretic.

Tuesday (2.9)
Unknown Mortal Orchestra at Trees
With Lower Dens.

Fat Tuesday March at The Free Man
Feel like funkin' it up.

Wednesday (2.10)
Scott Stapp at Granada Theater
Let him take you higher.

10th Annual J Dilla Tribute at The Prophet Bar
Fan-Tas-Tic.

Thursday (2.11)
Brazilian Girls at Dada
Don't stop.

Valentine's Stop + Shop at Pegasus Plaza
Get a heart on.

Big Bang Meets No Diggity at Beauty Bar
Bag it up.

Eric Bogosian: Bitter Honey The Best of 100 (Monologues) at Wyly Theatre
These are his stories.

Dallas Stars Night at Addison Ice House
Puck off.

Friday (2.12)
ConDFW at Hilton Dallas
A sci-fi convention.

Wavves, Best Coast at Gas Monkey Live
Why would you go anywhere else?

Dallas Burlesque Festival at House of Blues
Take it off.

Murder City Devils at Granada Theater
With River Boat Gamblers.

Pearl Earl, Party Static, Mink Coats at Dan's Silverleaf
Love stinks.

Scarface at Trees
#Icon.

Hateful 8 35mm Road Show at Texas Theatre
No one comes up here without a damn good reason.

Saturday (2.13)
Dallas Comic Con Fan Days at Irving Convention Center
Featuring the casts of Arrow, Gotham and The Dukes of Hazzard.

Hot Garlic Crab Feed at Fair Park
The world's largest crab fest.

Deep Ellum Mimosa Walk
The Valentine's Day Edition.

The Love Below at RBC
An Outkast tribute featuring Dezi 5, Blue the Misfit, Slim Gravy and Picnictyme.

Monster Jam at AT&T Stadium
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

Taco and Beer Pairing at 903 Brewers
I like tacos.

CRUSH at South Side Ballroom
With The Chainsmokers, Slander, NGHTMRE and Lost Kings.

Sunday (2.14)
Ricki Derek & Casablanca at Granada Theater
A V-Day double feature.

Love is Dead: A Valentine's Day Bash at The Church
Love stinks.

Lita Ford at The Rail Club
Play with fire.

Cupcakes and Beer Pairing at LUCK
Sweets with your sweetie.