Stella!
A Los Angeles company called Humai has been making news of late due to the announcement of its plans to resurrect dead people, which it claims it will have the technology to do within the next 30 years.
But don't get your hopes up just yet.
Actual credible scientists say the technology just won't be there, and that there's plenty of other evidence to suggest the company's claims are straight up fraud.
Shocker!
The thing to take away here is that you only get the chance to do this thing once, so you better not eff it up. That said, you best solidify some plans to ensure you're really making the most of things.
Fortunately, we've laid a little groundwork for you.
Monday (11.30)
Matt Zoller Seitz's Mad Men Carousel at The Wild Detectives
A mid-century cocktail party.
The Interrupters at Three Links
With Rude King, Revolucion Oi!.
Tuesday (12.1)
Copeland at Trees
With Eisley, We Are the City.
Kiss-FM Jingle Ball at American Airlines Center
With One Direction, Calvin Harris, Demi Lovato, 5 Seconds of Summer, Ellie Goulding, Zedd and more.
Book of Mormon at Bass Performance Hall
Make things up again.
Ken Burns at McFarlin Auditorium (Sold Out)
Good morning Vietnam.
Wednesday (12.2)
Muse at American Airlines Center
Psycho!
Darwin Deez at Three Links
Kill your attitude.
Girl Band at Dada
Hold hands with Jamie.
Thursday (12.3)
Postmodern Jukebox at The Bomb Factory
Top hat on fleek.
Juan Gabriel at American Airlines Center
Siempre en mi mente.
Sleepercar at Three Links
Sound the alarm.
THX 1138 at Texas Theatre
The future is here.
Kevin Gates at South Side Music Hall
Really really.
Kem, Tamar Braxton at Verizon Theatre
All the way home.
Friday (12.4)
Hair Metal Holiday at The Bomb Factory
With Great White, Slaughter, L.A. Guns, Dangerous Toys.
Ruby Rose at It'll Do Club
Actors are the new DJs.
Chrismukkah 7 at Dada
With JEFF the Brotherhood, Diarrhea Planet, Sealion and more.
Quaker City Night Hawks, Banditos at Three Links
The fox is in the hen house now.
Daniel Markham, Siamese at Sundown (Free)
Pretty bitchin'.
Marcia Ball, Daphne Willis at Kessler Theater
You make me happy.
Saturday (12.5)
Dallas Observer Music Awards Showcases in Deep Ellum
Dwight Yoakam at WinStar World Casino
Turn it on, turn me up, turn me loose.
Baroness at Double Wide (Sold Out)
With a Good Records in-store beforehand.
King Diamond at House of Blues
Welcome home.
Cory Patrick Coleman, Skagg Philips (Dual Album Releases) at Dan's Silverleaf
With Daniel Markham.
Krampus Walk at Wits End
Come not to give, but to take.
Adult Coloring Books Release at Dallas Public Library
It's a thing now.
Darude at Lizard Lounge
Before Rick Rolling, there was “Sandstorm.”
Sunday (12.6)
JoJo at Dada (Sold Out)
Take the high road.
Between the Buried and Me at House of Blues
The coma machine.