Things To Do This Week.

Live That Fantasy.

One of the worst — or most hilarious, depending on your mood — parts about watching professional tennis matches on television is the loud, orgasmic grunts many players make while sending back their volleys. It can be downright distracting.

When set to music, though? Those same grunts can actually be pretty gosh durn beautiful. Just another example of that whole “when life hands you lemons” thing.

All we're trying to say, is keep your head up this week and really make the most of it. That shouldn't be too hard, given we've mapped out exactly what you can expect in the coming days.

Sunday (6.21)
Laura Marling at Kessler Theater
Take the night off.

Semicircle at Lola's
Featuring members of Reptar.

Jodeci at Verizon Theatre
The “bad boys” of R&B.

Mrs. Doubtfire/Taken Double Feature at Granada Theater
Dude, looks like a lady.

Monday (6.22)
The Memphis Dawls at Dan's Silverleaf
With Hares on the Mountain.

The Beyond at Alamo Drafthouse
No one who sees it lives to describe it.

Tuesday (6.23)
Leon Bridges Listening Party at Josey Records
Come home.

Wednesday (6.24)
Best Coast, Bully at Granada Theater
Why would you be anywhere else?

Brian Wilson at Verizon Theatre
Wouldn't it be nice?

Dawes, Langhorne Slim at Strauss Square
Things happen.

Say Anything at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
Now you know your plans.

Thursday (6.25)
Knife Party at The Bomb Factory
Abandon ship!

The Avett Brothers at Verizon Theatre
Live and die.

Puddles Pity Party at Kessler Theater
You can call him Queen Bee.

Dizzy Wright at Trees
God bless America.

War Party, Nervous Curtains, Ghost Bones at Three Links
And the Queen makes three.

Kathy Griffin at Majestic Theatre
For your consideration.

Wild Party at Flying Saucer (Fort Worth)
We're all just chasin' honey.

Friday (6.26)
Sage Francis at Dada
Make 'em purr.

Red Bull Sound Select at Three Links
With The River Boat Gamblers.

King Chip at Thee Theater
WTF I want to.

Third Anniversary Super Awesome Blowout Party at Ten Bells Tavern
Delicious food, cold beer and all the stray kitties you can handle.

Saturday (6.27)
Kool Keith at Trees
Paging Dr. Octagon.

Vans Warped Tour at Gexa Energy Pavilion
It's off the wall.

Taco Libre at Main Street Garden Park
Viva los tacos.

Reunion Lawn Party at Reunion Tower
Have a ball.

Dollar Night at Lone Star Park
And they're off.

Summer Mockbusters: Face/Off at Granada Theater
To destroy your enemy, you must find him, face him, and then make fun of him.

Extreme Disc Golf at AT&T Stadium
It's in the hole, er, basket.