Things To Do This Week.

Do Something Bad.

Have you ever, as Katy Perry puts it, gone to bed with a 10 and woken up with a two? Ah beer goggles. A very real thing, indeed.

But did you know that reverse is also true? According to science, drinking doesn't just make others appear sexier to you, it makes the drinker appear sexier to others — even to people that haven't been drinking themselves.

You're crazy for this one, science.

Anyway, we just thought you all should know. Because there's so much going on this week, and you should always try and look your best when you're out on the town.

Sunday (3.8)
Mavis Staples at Kessler Theater
Be moved.

Master Pancake: Fifty Shades of Grey at Alamo Drafthouse
Whip it good.

Dark Rooms, Moon Honey, Jenny Robinson at Crown and Harp
Dans le noir.

Monday (3.9)
Karate Kid at Alamo Drafthouse
Sweep the leg.

Tuesday (3.10)
Destruction Unit, Mind Spiders at Three Links
Slow death sounds.

Turnover at Dada
Flicker and fade.

Three-Year Anniversary at Oak Street Drafthouse
Three cheers.

Wednesday (3.11)
Karate Kid at Sundown
Sweep the leg. Again.

Torche at Dada
Game on.

Chris Brown, Tyga at American Airlines Center
It's yo shit.

Thursday (3.12)
Miranda Lambert at American Airlines Center
Do something bad.

Possessed by Paul James at The Prophet Bar
Shoulda known better.

The Trishas at Kessler Theater
Rise above.

Beauty Pop-Up at Beauty Bar
Get hammered and nailed.

All-Con Dallas at Crowne Plaza Hotel Addison
Kicking off a four-day sci-fi convention.

Instagram Scavenger Hunt in Deep Ellum
Double tap it.

Friday (3.13)
24-Hour Tattoo Marathon at Elm St. Tattoo
Join the “13” club.

The Districts at The Loft
Sing the song.

35 Denton (Day One)
Get back to the music.

Magic Man at Cambridge Room
You are here.

Heaven Adores You at Texas Theatre
An Elliot Smith doc + tribute concert.

La Boheme at Winspear Opera House
A night at the opera.

Saturday (3.14)
Walker Stalker Convention at Dallas Convention Center
It's about zombies, yo.

Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day Parade
Followed by a concert from The Josh Abbott Band.

RJD2 at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
He's a mad man.

Indie-Rock Latin America 2015 at Dada
With Pommez Internacional, Mayta, Making Movies, SuperSonic Lips.

Bill O'Reilly & Dennis Miller at Verizon Theatre
Don't be a pinhead.

35 Denton (Day Two)
Featuring The Zombies.

Pi at Alamo Drafthouse
Get it?

UFC 185 at American Airlines Center
Lay the smack down.