Things To Do This Week.

Good Times, For A Change.

While the most recent reboot of the Godzilla franchise might have made the prospect of going outdoors this week marginally more terrifying, fear not, as scientists say that there's no way a giant lizard like that could ever possibly exist.

So the pseudoscience goes: Real-life Godzillas require around 215 million calories a day to survive — or roughly the amount one would gain by consuming 2,000 humans every single day.

And really, who has the time for that?

I mean, especially when you consider that, according to the math of that same research, you personally are worth over 100,000 calories. When put that way, maybe sitting on the couch this week isn't a good idea after all.

Sunday (5.18)
Swapping Block at Strangeways
Swap records with DJ Sober.

KNON Car Show and Concert at Bowlounge
Ride in style.

Monday (5.19)
Eels at Strauss Square
Don't sputter out.

Neil deGrasse Tyson at Winspear Opera House
It's not rocket science.

Tuesday (5.20)
Castle at Three Links
With Mountain of Smoke and Black Summit.

A Giant Dog at Lola's
With War Party, Sealion and Street Arabs.

Wednesday (5.21)
Skaters at Dada
I wanna dance, but I don't know how.

Red Fang at Gas Monkey Bar & Grill
Hank is dead.

Thursday (5.22)
Morrissey at Majestic Theatre
Meat is murder.

Red Bull Sound Select at Three Links
With Quaker City Night Hawks, Somebody's Darling and Goodnight Ned.

ICE and ASH at Caldwell Arte Exposicion
New artwork by Fred Villanueva.

Friday (5.23)
OFF! at Dada
You must be damned.

Looking For Johnny at Texas Theatre
The Johnny Thunders documentary.

Eagulls at Three Links
Tough luck.

Paul Wall at The Prophet Bar
He's true, he's true.

Black Label Society at Verizon Theatre
Go wylde.

Saturday (5.24)
French Horn Rebellion, Hey Champ at The Foundry
Viva La Revolution.

A Gentlemen's Agreement at Studio 410
Straight razor shaves for all.

Thai Culture and Food Festival at Buddhist Center of Dallas
Thai one on.

Cadillac Three at Billy Bob's
Get your buzz on.