Things To Do This Week.

Make Up Your Mind.

According to science — and that mild tingling sensation in our pants — May is the sexiest time of year.

There's all kinds of research and anecdotal evidence out there to support this sentiment. For instance, there's the fact that more people search for porn on the web in the month of May than they do in any other month.

We get it: You guys are all twitterpated this time of year.

Well, just try to keep your filthy paws off one another long enough to get out some this week.

Sunday (5.4)
Suburbia Music Festival at Oak Point Park and Nature Preserve
Rock the suburbs.

Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School at Three Links
May the Fourth be with you.

Monday (5.5)
Oral Fixation at Wyly Theatre
It's the season three finale.

Pour Man's Beer Dinner at Common Table
An affordable four-course meal.

Beethoven Festival at Meyerson Symphony Center
Featuring his 9th Symphony with full chorus.

Tuesday (5.6)
Chuck Ragan at Gas Monkey Bar and Grill
He's in some real hot water.

Bleeding Rainbow at City Tavern
Get twice as high.

Tuesday Night Trash at Texas Theatre
This month, it's Summer Camp Nightmare.

Wednesday (5.7)
Tokyo Police Club at Trees
Be good.

Emancipator Ensemble at Granada Theater
With Blue Sky Black Death.

Iron Fork at Centennial Hall
A grand tasting event.

Thursday (5.8)
Wolf Gang at Dada
Dance with the devil.

The Eastern Legends at Dallas City Performance Hall
Closing out Crow Collection's 31 Days of Asia.

Friday (5.9)
Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger at Dada
Say a prayer for the Internet billionaire.

Benefit for Matt Vickers at The Where House
With Spacebeach, Doom Ghost, Jack Thunder & the Road Soda and Tidals.

Dizzy Wright at Trees
Killem Wit Kindness.

Old Man Markley at Three Links
For better or worse.

Missing Persons, Bow Wow Wow and Gene Loves Jezebel at Gas Monkey Bar and Grill
Want candy?

Saturday (5.10)
Homegrown Music Festival
Featuring Toadies playing Rubberneck front to back.

North Texas Beer and Wine Festival at Irving Convention Center
It'll make you a jolly good fellow.

Criminal Birds at Hailey's
Chill out.

Christina Perri at House of Blues
She's only human.