Things To Do This Week.

Smile Like You Mean It.

So, first things first: Yes, Conan O'Brien and Co. will be in town all week, filming their late night show for TBS at Dallas' Majestic Theatre.

And, just like the week of shows they filmed in Atlanta last spring, the impetus for the trip is the final rounds of the NCAA men's basketball tournament, which'll be played this week at the AT&T Death Star.

If all that weren't enough, the Texas Rangers will kick off their own 2014 season at the newly re-dubbed Globe Life Park in Arlington.

Of course, tickets to all these things can be tricky to come by. Don't worry if you didn't happen to score tickets to any of those things, though.

There's lots of other trouble you can get yourself into this week.

Sunday (3.30)
The Wonder Years at The Prophet Bar
Lend them your ears and they'll sing you a song.

Monday (3.31)
Texas Rangers vs Philadelphia Phillies at Globe Life Park in Arlington
It's opening day!

Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton at Alamo Drafthouse
Good Records will be out in the lobby, selling Stones Throw records, too.

Tuesday (4.1)
Dita Von Teese at House of Blues
Strip, Strip, Hooray!

April Fools Rumble at Sundown at Granada
We're throwing a WWE-themed party. Really.

The Writers From Conan at Dallas Comedy House
It's Coco's team.

Wednesday (4.2)
Carl Hoffman at Horchow Auditorium
He'll attempt to solve the Rockefeller mystery.

Local Education at Three Links
Featuring The Chloes, Party Static and Matthew & The Arrogant Sea.

Thursday (4.3)
Amy Schumer at Verizon Theatre
Sometimes, God gets it wrong.

Madison King (Album Release) at Trees
Onward and upward.

Dallas International Film Festival at Dallas City Performance Hall
Kicking off DIFF 2014.

Lost Generation at Crown and Harp
It'll be the last edition of Wanz Dover's weekly.

AT&T Patio Sessions at Sammons Park
With Doug Burr and Tyler Rougeux.

Friday (4.4)
White Fang at Three Links
With Fungi Girls, Sealion and Howler Jr.

March Madness Music Festival at Reunion Park
With Jason Aldean, Eli Young Band and The Wild Feathers.

MTV RE:DEFINE at Dallas Contemporary
A rock 'n' roll art auction to benefit the MTV Staying Alive Foundation.

White Denim at Granada Theater
Let it feel good.

Saturday (4.5)
Booker T. at Granada Theater
Everything is everything.

Great Bull Run at Texas Motorplex
Grab life by the horns.

Ben Kweller at Shipping & Receiving
Go fly a kite.

March Madness Music Festival at Reunion Park
With The Killers and Tim McGraw.

Big Texas Beer Fest at Fair Park
Try all, but one of the state's best beers.

Dallas Derby Devils at Nytex Sports Centre
It's the season-opening bout.