Things To Do This Week.

Get Fucked Up.

If you tend to spend as much time on the internet each week as we do, there's a good chance you're going to click on something inexplicably dumb this week — and not by accident.

Backtrack all you want, but that video of the farting deer was pretty clearly labeled, huh?

Fortunately, you've got plenty of opportunities to get out this week, to do actual some living and perhaps redeem yourself a bit.

And, besides, catching an animal breaking wind in person is so much funnier anyway.

Sunday (1.26)
Turquoise Jeep at Dada
Did I mention I like to dance?

Tecmo Texas at Three Links
Ready? Down. Hut, hut, hut…

Monday (1.27)
Oral Fixation at Hamon Hall
This month's theme is “silver lining.”

Tuesday (1.28)
Phil Anselmo & the Illegals at Trees
Walk through exits only.

Lucius at Dada
Turn it around.

Jake Bugg at House of Blues
With Albert Hammond Jr.

Pure Bathing Culture at Three Links
Take a dip.

Wednesday (1.29)
Red Bull Sound Select at Dada
Featuring Fucked Up.

Wondercrust Presents: Fantastic Four at The Grotto
It's the worst comic book movie of all time.

Thursday (1.30)
Darkside at Dada
The force is strong with this one.

Ray Wylie Hubbard at Dan's Silverleaf
Sure sounds nasty.

The Texas Gentlemen at The Dram
Can't break their spirit.

Friday (1.31)
Those Darlins at Dada
They wanna be your bro.

Josh Weathers Band at Billy Bob's
It's their farewell show.

Shooter Jennings at Hat Tricks
Featuring Waylon's original backing band.

Aziz Ansari at Winstar World Casino
He's dangerously delicious.

Saturday (2.1)
Disclosure at House of Blues
Lose your mind.

Delorean at Dada
You know it's right.

Chinese New Year at the Crow Collection
Gung hay fat choy!

Liquid Sky at Texas Theatre
With a behind-the-screen black light party to follow the film.

Cover photo by Daniel Boud.