Juan Betancourt
Shine With Royce Da 5’9″ At Trees, Go On The Santa Bar Crawl Around Uptown And Celebrate 10 Years Of Art At The Modern Art Museum Of Fort Worth.
Of all of the bizarre videos you’ve seen this year, this video should be nominated for epic fail of the year. Check it out:
Jay Swingler, better known for his YouTube channel TGFbro cemented a microwave into his head. Yeah, we were speechless, too. The things these YouTubers do for clicks.
Swingler and his friends wanted to make cement fold out of head but of course his head got stuck. They waited 90 minutes to do so. Five firefighters came and took an hour to take the microwave off and were left unimpressed.
As of press date, the video has more than three million views, but the lesson here is don’t stretch the limited time and resources of emergency personnel in your city. Anyway, while you’re out checking out these cool events, be sure to not to be a jerk and do like Swingler.
Monday (12.11)
Star Wars Themed Trivia Night at The Common Table
Test your Star Wars knowledge. Remember, Han shot first! Remember, Han shot first!
Whitechapel at Gas Money Bar N Grill
With Carnifex, Rings Of Saturn, Entheos and So This Is Suffering.
Hair Metal Monday: Merry KISS-Mas at Double Wide
Rock it out with some hair metal X-mas celebration!
Merry Scary Christmas at Texas Theatre
The second Annual “Merry Scary Christmas” 48 Hour Film Race.
Open Mic at Deep Ellum Art Company
Come out for a free open mic.
Tuesday (12.12)
Prayers at Trees
With War of Izaca and Teen Slut.
Suicide Silence 10-Year Anniversary Tour at The Door
With Upon A Burning Body, Winds Of Plague and Prison.
Timothy B. Schmidt of The Eagles at Granada Theater
Member of legendary rock band, The Eagles, will perform.
The Inner Gamer Night at BrainDead Brewing
It’s game night and they have a Nintendo Switch.
Scarface at Gas Monkey Live
With Gorgeous George, Michael Heathen & G. Champion of Gloat Entertainment, Star Music, Jeremy Chi and AmBruce Waye.
Wednesday (12.13)
Jam Session With RC at The Prophet Bar
Open mic with The RC and The Gritz.
Orchids Bloom at Deep Ellum Art Company
With Tootsie Foster and The Lollipops.
Elm Street Tattoo Christmas Party at Curtain Club
It’s going to be a blast!
Set To Stun at The Dirty 30
With Northern Ghost and Hazel Band.
¡Buenas! con De Colores Collective at Oak Cliff Cultural Center
Loteria games, hot chocolate, pan dulce, music and more!
Thursday (12.14)
Agnostic Front at Three Links
With Confused, Dog Company and Lethal Dose.
Gary Numan at Trees
With Me Not You.
Voodoo Visionary at Deep Ellum Art Company
With Starparty and Pillow Pocket.
Pokey Lafarge at Kessler Theater
With The Easy Leaves.
Coffee With Oliver Peck at White Rock Coffee
Vote for the next White Rock Coffee drink.
Friday (12.15)
Panic (Smiths/Morrissey Tribute) at Three Links
Enjoy a Steven Patrick Morrissey tribute band.
Big Story at Trees
With Serosia, Werewolf Therewolf and Crown Lucia.
Sir Alex at The Door
With Tron Vegas.
Friday’s Foolery with Henry & The Invisibles at Deep Ellum Art Company
With Henry + The Invisibles and The Jauntee.
Bruce Robison & Kelly Willis (2 Shows) at Kessler Theater
Bruce Robison and Kelly Willis continue to sing for an annual tradition.
Dark Horse Darling Reunion Part at Curtain Club
In Resistance, Light The Fire, The Vanity Affair, Dispositions and Mediums.
Disco, TX Mad Men Party at The Stoneleigh
Come out and dance to ‘60s and ‘70s music.
Saturday (12.16)
Hair Metal Monday with Ace Frehley at The Bomb Factory
Ace Frehley, Dokken, L.A. Guns, Enuff Z’Nuff, DangerousToys Rock, Graham Bonnet Band and SuperNova Remnant.
Fit For A King at Trees
With In Hearts Wake, Like Moths to Flames and Phinehas
Jay Scroggs at The Prophet Bar
With Gak, Harry Edohoukwa and GXX.
December Artists Market at Deep Ellum Art Company
Come out and see some local art!
Bonnie Bishop at Kessler Theater
With Matt the Electrician.
White Rock Holiday Market
It’s the final market of the year!
Dallas Santacon Bar Crawl 2017
11 venues in one night, it’s going to get lit.
10-Year Anniversary Celebration at The Modern
Part of its tenth year anniversary.
Dead Kennedys at The Rail Club
With Avenue Rockers, Casual Relapse and Noogy,
Phuss at Lola’s Saloon
With From Parts Unknown, It Hurts To Be Dead and NU-95
Sunday (12.17)
Royce da 5’9″ at Trees
With Chino XL, Emilio Rojas and GT Garza.
Digisaurus at Deep Ellum Art Company
With Luna Luna.
A Very Ghostlight Christmas at Curtain Club
Among The Ruin ,In Search of Sight ,VeiN ,The Eureka Effect ,Born & Raised ,Drown This Kingdom Band and The Augurist Complex.
The Colors of Christmas at Majestic Theatre
Enjoy some holiday R&B and soul music.
Elysian Oracle Psychic Fair at Omni Dallas Hotel
Tarot Cards, Angel Readings, Palmistry, Energy Healing and more.
Dog Day Afternoon at Deep Ellum
Cute dogs will be honored.
A Night For The Rutherford at Renos Chop Shop
In support of Jerry Rutherford.
Generation: Girls – An Art show on diversity and inclusivity at Mitchell Lofts
Come see art created by 15 young women in the Dallas area.
D and Chai at The Dirty 30
Last show of the year!
Snoop Dogg at House of Blues
Drop it like it’s hot with the Dogg himself.
To find out what else is going on today, this week and beyond, check out our event directory.
Cover image via Royce Da 5’9″ Facebook Page.