Sell Out With Tyler Childers, Have a Beer With Beto, Giddy Up On Over to Deep Ellum’s New Honky-Tonk, Hear About Ira Glass’ American Life, Reunite With Smashing Pumpkins and More.

Cheese mayo is exactly what it sounds like — the hot new hybrid condiment you need in your life.

And after you’re all fat and sassy, you’ll want to get up and walk it out. While that food settles you can go about planning your week. We’ve done the liberty of throwing together a few options for you.

Monday (7.16)
Texas Gentlemen at Andy’s
Shake all over.

AFF-Dallas July Networking Happy Hour at State and Allen
Find some fellow right wingers to bloviate with.

Tuesday (7.17)
Mark Lettieri Trio at Independent Bar & Kitchen
Fly fearlessly.

Texas Pressed Flower Workshop at Jade & Clover
Get crafty.

Shampoo at The Magnolia
Your hairdresser does it better…

Wax Idols at Dada
Glisten.

Wednesday (7.18)
Tyler Childers at Canton Hall (Sold Out)
Sturgill Simpson’s lil buddy.

Smashing Pumpkins at American Airlines Center
Cherub rock out with three-fourths of the original lineup.

The Wooks at Mama Tried
Deep Ellum’s new honky-tonk opens its doors.

Dinner Under the Stars at Four Corners Brewing Co.
Eat out.

Thursday (7.19)
American Idol Live at Verizon Theatre
Yo dog, this is still a thing.

Beers With Beto at Four Corners Brewing Co.
Texas deserves better.

Poppin’: A Harry Potter-Themed Pop-Up at Main At South Side
With DJ He Who Cannot Be Named. JK, it’s Ronnie Heart.

D Magazine’s Summer Microfiction Reading Panel at The Wild Detectives
With authors Ben Fountain, Merritt Tierce, Samantha Mabry, Kathleen Kennt, Harry Hunsicker, Will Clarke, Shay Youngblood, Julia Heaberlin and Brooks Egerton.

Friday (7.20)
Lake Street Dive at The Bomb Factory
Call off your dogs.

Koe Wetzel at Billy Bob’s
Fuss and fight.

Sam Smith at American Airlines Center
Don’t back down.

Niall Horan, Maren Morris at Dos Equis Pavilion
Meet me in the middle.

Beach Fossils at the Box Garden at Legacy Hall (Free)
What a pleasure.

Now, Now at Dada
Find a thread to pull.

Sugarland at Verizon Theatre
Stick like glue.

Saturday (7.21)
Three-Year Anniversary at Oak Highlands Brewery
Raise a glass.

Vinyl Ranch at Mama Tried
Country shit.

Seven Things I Have Learned: An Evening with Ira Glass at Winspear Opera House
An American life.

Zeds Dead at The Bomb Factory
Who’s Zed? Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.

NTXCosplay Meet N Greet at The Magic Time Machine
Where the waiters will play dress up, too.

North Texas Comic Book Show at Irving Convention Center
Nerd out.

A Fistful of Dollars 4K Restoration at Texas Theatre
This is the man with no name. Danger fits him like a glove.

Sunday (7.22)
24th Anniversary at The Church
Amen.

Michael McDonald at Verizon Theatre
What a fool believes, he sees.

East Side Taco Ride at The Lot
Get on your bikes and ride – to the tacos.

Shawn Mendes at American Airlines Center
There’s nothing holding you back.

Aqua: Borgeous at Sisu Day Club
Make a splash.

Niall Horan cover photo via. 

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