Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It Renders Fair Park Useless Most Of The Year.

Obed ManuelOctober 6, 2017

For 11 Months Of The Year, A Prime Piece Of Real Estate That Belongs To The City Of Dallas Sits Mostly Empty As Buildings Continue To Decay And Go Unused. Unli...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s An Altar To False Idols.

Pete FreedmanOctober 5, 2017

The State Fair Is Seemingly Complicit In Shrouding Its Biggest Attractions In Mystery, Grossly Encouraging Cult-Like Idolatry Among Its Fans. Unlike seemingly ...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s A Shitty Neighbor.

Alex CopelandOctober 4, 2017

The State Fair's Land Purchases Around Fair Park Have Destroyed Real Estate Values And Its Operations Seriously Hinder Nearby Businesses. Unlike seemingly ever...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s Not The Economic Driver It Says It Is.

Obed ManuelOctober 3, 2017

A 2016 Study Found That The State Fair Of Texas Isn't Anywhere Near The Economic Boon For Dallas That Its Organizers And Supporters Claim It Is. Unlike seeming...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s Fucking Expensive As Hell.

Obed ManuelOctober 2, 2017

The State Fair Presents Itself As A Family-Friendly Event That Opens Its Arms To All Types. But Who The Hell Can Really Afford It? Unlike seemingly every other...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s Bad For Your Health.

Pete FreedmanOctober 1, 2017

The Over-The-Top Fried Foods That The State Fair Gleefully Celebrates Each Year Glorify Unhealthy Eating Habits In An Already Obese State. Unlike seemingly eve...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: It’s A Major Drain On DPD.

Alex CopelandSeptember 30, 2017

The Dallas Police Department Has Only 3,000 Cops Patrolling A City Of 1.3 Million People, And The State Fair Further Depletes The Force By 10 Percent. Unlike s...

Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks: Its History Is Super Racist!

Obed ManuelSeptember 29, 2017

On October 23, 1923, The Ku Klux Klan Used The State Fair To Host Its Largest Initiation Ever, As It Welcomed More Than 6,000 New Members Into Its Ranks. Unlik...

Your Annual Reminder That The State Fair Of Texas Sucks.

Pete FreedmanOctober 8, 2021

What? You Thought We Weren't Going To Talk Our Shit This Year About How The State Fair Of Texas Is Trash? LOL, C'mon. That's Not How We Play. Unlike seemingly ...

The New Foods Coming To The 2021 State Fair Of Texas.

Frances TingleAugust 17, 2021

From "Deep Fried I-35" To Something Simply Called "The Armadillo", These Are These Are The New Food Options You Can Get At This Year's State Fair. We're in the...