Things To Do On Thursday, March 26.

Central Track StaffMarch 26, 2015

Drop The Bomb. I hope you're sitting down for this, but Zayn Malik has quit One Direction. Yes, it's true.And despite the drastic reactions from hoar...

Things To Do On Wednesday, March 25.

Central Track StaffMarch 25, 2015

Let's Talk About Sax, Baby. According to so-called experts, there are tens of millions of dollars worth of gold and other precious metals in the feces of ...

Things To Do On Tuesday, March 24.

Central Track StaffMarch 24, 2015

Dance On The Moon. In Minnesota, it's perfectly acceptable to ejaculate on your enemy's food -- even if you do it without their knowledge and they un...

Things To Do On Monday, March 23.

Cory GravesMarch 23, 2015

Play It Right. As a race, new research suggests, humans were healthier prior to the invention of electricity. Says some science folk, the exposure to artificia...

Things To Do This Tuesday, March 17.

Cory GravesMarch 17, 2015

Turn Me Up. Today is St. Patrick's Day. Do with that information what you will, whether it be making sure you wear something green so as not to get pinche...

Things To Do On Monday, March 16.

Central Track StaffMarch 16, 2015

Hey! Wait! Wake up, sheeple. Last week, Los Angeles-based blogger Peter Miller made a shocking discovery that'll completely change the way you look at, we...

Things To Do On Thursday, March 12.

Central Track StaffMarch 12, 2015

Get To The Top. Hold the phone! Thanks to the beautiful mind of designer Dawson Whitfield, it's now possible to play Cards Against Humanity with your budd...

Things To Do On Wednesday, March 11.

Central Track StaffMarch 11, 2015

Don't Let The Days Go By. "Sometimes I question if this is real, then I grab on that ass and I firmly believe it."In case you haven't been hit with a...

Things To Do On Wednesday, March 4.

Central Track StaffMarch 4, 2015

Go Your Own Way. Would you consider yourself a positive person? Or are you more of what scientists often refer to as a "whiny little bitch?" If you're a p...

Things To Do On Tuesday, March 3.

Central Track StaffMarch 3, 2015

Bury The Hatchet. Last week, a man in Texas was arrested on his ninth DUI charge. Fittingly, he was wearing a shirt that read "I Do Dumb Things" at the time. T...