Pete Freedman
32 People Who Have Had Enough Of This Texas Summer Heat.
1. This guy who has resorted to terrible puns to cope.
Me: “Man, this Texas heat is INSANE!”
Squirrel: pic.twitter.com/conEGIo0lO— Jerad White (@Secondto1) August 2, 2016
Opening my balcony door feels like I’m checking on something baking in the oven #TexasHeat— What I say? (@WhoCanTopDat) August 3, 2016
If you walk to work in Texas heat you deserve a raise as soon as you walk in the building.— Ashtonâš¡ (@NiceGuyWA) August 3, 2016
my parents making me take the trash out in 105 degree texas heat (41 celsius) is a violation of my human rights— bhavana (@starlightroian) August 3, 2016
I said I wanted to be a nudist jokingly, but with this disrespectful Texas heat it’s sounding like a dream come true.— .KweenD✨ (@_DezMonique) August 3, 2016
That heat got everyone & everything like…#TexasHeat 🔥 @shawnpwilliams @NDCC @ECatloth @DPDErwin @JoliDPD @cougardj pic.twitter.com/Zh2RpgQdrM— Christine (@cdsmithdpd) August 3, 2016
anyone wanna bake some cookies in my car
thank u texas 4 the heat pic.twitter.com/wD4cB8IIJP— Ellen Russell ! (@ellenmarie_123) August 3, 2016
Texas heat is disrespectful. It’s 101 outchea 😒— Female B. Tiller (@GLAMCarly_11) August 3, 2016
HAHAHAHAHA I just fainted at a nail salonðŸ˜·â˜€ï¸ #texasheat— Warshahツ (@warshahaha_) August 3, 2016
RT TO SAVE A LIFE AND BEAT THE TEXAS HEAT pic.twitter.com/cn9u123cUq— jigglypuff (@taliiyaaa) August 3, 2016
This Texas heat man, I can’t breefff— anaeveryweekend® (@anaeveryweekend) August 3, 2016
It’s too hot for hair.. so I chopped my shit off. Not bouta play w/ this Texas heat & humidity💯— V$JA (@ohasja) July 28, 2016
I was hoping to get tan while in Texas but it’s far too hot tobe outside&the pool in the apartment isn’t done yet so I guess I’ll stay pasty— chlo (@chloe_harvey17) July 29, 2016
Them “What do you like to do on your spare time?”
Me “Binge watch Netflix or HBO now”
Them “Anything outdoors?”
Me “It’s too hot in Texas!”— Tatiana (@Tahtayy) July 31, 2016
It’s really too hot in Texas to be wearin draws.— Tanya MeanAss. (@_BaDunCHING_) July 31, 2016
I tried that Pokemon game and it’s too hot out here in Texas to be doing all that walking .— Mama T. (@DaGawd__) August 3, 2016
I’ve worn makeup I believe only like 5 days since summer started. Lol it’s too hot in Texas— Kiara â¤ï¸ (@vixenmanuel) August 1, 2016
Walking in the Texas summer is never a straight shot… It’s always going from one place with A/C to the next until you’re there— Hart Aplin (@hartaplin) August 2, 2016
You fully understand how hot Texas summer is when you spend the summer in Africa, only to come home and find that Texas is far hotter.— Noah Nelson (@noahvnelson) August 2, 2016
The worst thing about working in Texas summer construction is going take a shit in portal potties when it’s 100 fuckin degrees outside🚧☀ï¸ðŸ˜°ðŸ˜°ðŸ˜°— Luis hernandez (@Hernandez420lf) August 2, 2016
I hate Texas summer heat so much you have to take like three showers if you plan to go out.— Yulissa (@yo_yulissa) August 2, 2016
Even snapchats like “damn it’s hot. Here’s a trophy for living in Texas during the summer” pic.twitter.com/nSibvEXRgG— Kyler. (@kyll_er_) August 3, 2016
Texas in the summer is like the inside of someone’s mouth— David Sexton (@davidtonsofsex) August 3, 2016
Me every time I get in my car during summer in #Texas pic.twitter.com/AR0MzqwWIy— Taylor Neudeck (@tayneudeck) August 3, 2016
How u Gotta ride around Texas in the summer . 😂 pic.twitter.com/3Xxebf8Wy1— Kj The GOAT (@WhereTheLean) August 3, 2016
If you’re looking for a crossfit workout, go work construction foe a summer in Texas— Kyle Martin (@Kyle_Martin35) August 3, 2016
I’ve lived in Texas all my life and I still whisper “holy fuck it’s hot” at least once a day during summer— darby (@DarbyHogle) August 3, 2016
You have to be emo all the way if you can wear all black in summer in Texas. I’m boss— Chy Moore (@Chy_Moore_16) August 3, 2016
Something is wrong when your heated yoga studio is cooler than it is outside. #TexasSummer— Andi Lozano (@andilasagna) August 3, 2016
It’s that time of year in the Texas summer heat when I wish people good luck instead of goodbye.— captduckstogive (@captduckstogive) August 3, 2016
I’ve sinned a lot but I don’t even need to go all the way to hell because Texas in the summer is basically the same thing— ¢σммυηιÑ•Ñ‚ мαÑ•Ñ‚αηι (@Saisailu97) August 3, 2016
It has yet to reach 100 in Bama this summer…. The second I get back into Texas Thursday… pic.twitter.com/lkpBFUFF98— Kolby Browning (@KolbyHB) August 2, 2016