Oh, No. Your Ex Texted You at 2 a.m.? By Accident?
Situation: It's 2 a.m. and you just got a text message from your ex. Except, well, it was sent by accident. It was meant for someone else.
Feelings: Confused. Dejected. Maybe a little jealous?
Goal: To forget about it and just move on already.
It doesn't take a genius to realize what's going on here. Your ex was trying to get into someone's bed — just not yours. Ugh. Now it's the middle of the night, you're wide-awake, and you're emotional.
Good thing you can always eat your feelings! You're gonna want something that will meet every single need you have at the moment. You'll want something sweet, something salty, something crunchy and something chewy. You are so needy.
A solid popcorn candy mix should do the trick.
Ingredients:
– 1 bag popped popcorn
– 1/4 cup chocolate covered raisins (or any other chocolatey candy)
– 1/4 cup gummy bears (or any other gummy candy)
– 1/4 cup goldfish crackers (or any other crunchy salty snack)
Directions:
1. Pop your popcorn.
2. Add your chocolate candy. Be sure to add while your popcorn is still hot so that it melts the chocolate a little.
3. Add gummy candy.
4. Add crunchy snack.
5. Gorge.
Nutritional facts: Depending on what items you use, 1 cup of this mix holds approximately 300 calories, 14 grams of fat, 7 grams protein and 34 carbohydrates.
Anyway, trust me on this one: The mix of the flavors and textures is just what you need to soothe your soul and head back to sleep. This snack also leaves very little clean up — just a little trash to put in the garbage can — so there will be almost no evidence of your 2 a.m. crisis when you wake again in the morning.