Spring Break, South by Southwest and St. Patty's Day Are All Over Already?
Situation: Some of the best events of your life were wrapped into a single week. And now that week is over.
Feelings: Sad, anxious, a little lethargic and maybe even depressed.
Goal: To perk up, dammit! And to get back in the normal adult groove. Remember: Memorial Day is just 10 short weeks away. Then you'll be off work and partying like it's 1999 all over again.
Yes, this whole scenario sucks. And the hangover you're still nursing ain't helping matters. So you need something easy, tasty and warm to absorb any leftover toxins toiling away on your insides. Well, hello, mini pigs in a blanket! You'll do just fine!
Ingredients: One can of crescent rolls and one package of cocktail wieners.
Two great things about these little piggies: They make your kitchen smell like heaven, and you can eat them all week.
Also, they'll get your lazy ass out of bed.
1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
2. Roll out your crescent rolls, divide at perforation.
3. Cut each triangle into four smaller triangles.
4. Roll wieners into triangles, starting at wide end.
5. Place on cookie sheet.
6. Bake for 12 minutes.
7. Eat with fingers!