Alec Spicer
Literally No One Asked For These Dallas-Influenced Horoscope Memes, But We’re In Gemini Season, So It’s On Brand, If Nothing Else!
Even if you’re one of those adamant horoscope deniers — yes, Taurus folks, we’re looking at you — we here at Central Track, ever since our earliest days as a website, have long chosen to believe that one’s zodiac sign really does say a lot about a person.
Disagree that our stars influence our fates? Fine. At least we can all agree on the fact that memes are pretty funny at least some of the time, right?
Well, that in mind, we’ve decided to launch a new, Dallas-centric astrological series on Central Track called Dallastrology. And, for the initial installment of this column, we’ve enlisted the help of Hall of Fame Dallas Cowboys quarterback, onetime spokesman for the Richardson-based chicken wing chain Wingstop and Dallas’ very own MVP of Scorpios, Troy Aikman.
What can an old ad he did for Garland-founded brand tell us about our personalities? Well, let’s dive in and see.
Oh, and happy Gemini season, we guess? The good news, really, is that we’re almost out of it.
