D-Rated.

This Week, Dallas Took Its Toll.

You Gotta Pay The Troll Toll: A Dallas woman owes almost $180,000 in unpaid tolls. For that same amount, she could've not bought a house. Minus 10.

From Behind: A newly released video shows the Dallas DART driver who caused a four-car pile-up barely reacting during the collision. Bath salts? Minus 4.

DUI or Die: Revered news anchor and serial flirt Jane McGarry is out at NBC5 after pleading guilty to a DUI. She is currently in a glass cage of emotion. Minus 1.

Here, Queer: A gay Dalllas couple was arrested for trying to get married. Wonderful. Minus 25.

Kidd and Play: Kidd Kraddick doesn't believe date rape is real. Oh yeah? Then where does Daniel Tosh get all his material? Minus 1.

Ride Along: Dallas public transportation isn't all that useful, turns out. Not for getting to and from work, at least. Or anything else, now that we think of it. Minus 1.

Welcome To The Future: Half Price Books has gone digital, finally adding a computer database of its catalog to its many offerings. Half of us wishes they hadn't. Plus half of 10.

Gotta Have Faith: Glenn Beck wants to help restore your faith in love, Dallas. He thinks we've lost that loving feeling. Minus 3.

Love You Long Time: Dallasites have long sex sessions, many fake orgasms. This revelation almost certainly has nothing to do with our booze or cocaine intake. Plus 39.

Late For A Very Important Date: Miss your court date? Just say you got lost. Or that your dog ate your summons. Either or. Plus 1.

Last week's total: Minus 1.74.
This week's count: Push.
This week's running total: Minus 1.74