Chandler & Chandler.

Tyson Chandler and Chandler Parsons Are Here To Bring You Maverick Justice, Free Game Tickets.

Could Tyson Chandler and Chandler Parsons be any less like professional lawyers? Nope, and in the below clip — the latest from the Mavs video gurus at The Well Creative — the Mavericks' two highest-profile acquisitions from this past offseason are sure to remind everyone about that.

Still, the Chandlers' ambulance chaser-spoofing bit is pretty funny all the same. Check it out.

Also? You really should call their number — (214) 658-7194 — for their brand of Maverick Justice. Because, well, the below message is what you'll hear from Chandler Parsons when you do. (Hint: It involves potential free tickets to Mavericks games.)

Jim Adler can't do that.