Have a Ball.
After adding a Trump presidency to its list of storylines that have later come true, The Simpsons have earned a course called “D’oh! The Simpsons ...
Get Good At The Cyber.
There are so many things that we have to do better, and cyber is one of them. We just have to get better at the cyber -- and, like now. ...
Climb the Ladder of Success.
Yes, it was reported by a ton of actual supposedly legit news organizations over the weekend but, no, CNN didn’t air 30 minutes of...
Paint It Black.
From Black Friday to Small Business Saturday to whatever the hell we’re calling this Sunday, it seems like the next several days are all devote...
Only You Can Avoid Fried Turkey Fires.
Don’t? Burn down your house today. Some fun facts courtesy of Gizmodo: “Since 2004, there have been at least 107 fires i...
Get Hammered And Nailed.
All these years later, Saved by the Bell’s executive producer Peter Engel penned a new memoir about his time on the show. One of its b...
Wake Up, Sheeple!
It’s the 53rd anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas, which makes it a good time to tell you all that you are being lied to...
Keep On Tripping.
If you’re the president-elect, and your future VP gets lectured at a Broadway show, you spend the entire weekend tweeting about it. The ghost...
Come Full Circle.
David Blaine might actually just be magic. At this point, the things he’s doing might not even be considered tricks. It’s got to be real, rig...
Live Every Night Like It's Friday Night.
Nobody is more ready to ring in the freakin’ weekend than the star of this new drunken lizard meme. Nobody.
Except ...
