Now That We Have Your Attention...
You're still riding the high from that Game of Thrones season seven trailer hitting the internet yesterday, yeah? We're righ...
So Fetch.
We hope you have a better Wednesday than the driver of the truck that spilled tons of raw chicken parts onto a street in Portland Tuesday afternoon.
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Go On Rain or Shine.
The rest of the weather this week is supposed to be dope, but the rain ain't gone just yet, according to our local weather god Pete Delkus...
Accept This Rose.
A thing not to do today? Eat gas station nacho cheese. A woman in California recently found this out the hard way, winding up in the hospital...
Find What You’re Looking For.
What do you do if you’re craving a grilled cheese sammy, but you’re lactose intolerant or on a diet that doesn’t allow you to eat...
Show Yourself.
I’m not sure how he got ahold of it, but somehow a horse got his chompers on a rubber chicken. Watching the video of said incident will undoubte...
Have a Ding Dong Diddly Good Time.
Because the internet is dark and full of conspiracies, there are a surprising amount of people out there that believe Avril ...
Come On Out.
Do you ever do that thing where you’re all like, “Oh I can’t go do anything tonight, I have to work super early in the morning and I’m no spring c...
Keep Things Light.
In a recent edition of the spiciest interview series on the net, Neil deGrasse Tyson is able to explain the entire universe, and still have ...
What Do You See?
Arts and crafts your type of thing? People are now making Sean Spicer ornaments for their shrubs, y’know, because that one time he hid in a bu...