Thanks, Dallas Police Department. You Were Awesome Yesterday.
Dear Dallas Police Department,
How are you feeling today? Pretty worn and tired?
I'd imagin...
I'm Ready To Settle Down with Smoke's Pulled Whole Hog BBQ Eggs Benedict.
Dear Pulled Whole Hog BBQ Eggs Benedict at Smoke,You are perfect. You are g...
Thanks For Making Me Feel Better About Being Drunk, Lakewood Whole Foods Bar!
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You're So Much More Than Just Another Grocery Store, Fiesta Mart. You're The Life Of The Party, And You Don't Get Nearly The Credit You Deserve.
What's up, Fie...
You're On a Roll, Mike Mooney!
Hey Mike,Haven't seen you in a little while. You good? Of course you are. You are, as lazy music critics everywhere mi...
Datahowler Makes Our Hearts Trip.
What's up, Datahowler? Just wanted to say hey and let you know that we're all pretty impressed by you here at the C...
Miss You Already, Derek Holland's Mustache.
Dear Derek Holland's Mustache,What happened, bro? One day you were there, simultaneously being called the...
