You're A Party Pooper, Jared.
Dear Jared Guynes,How are things? Hopefully you haven't been too stressed out this week, getting ready for your Epic Pa...
Someone Blinded A Medic With A Laser Pointer This Week? What. The. Hell.
Dear Person Who Blinded A Care Flight Medic With A Laser Pointer,How's it going? ...
Way To Look Bad In The Wake Of A Progressive Texas Hire, Local Media Elite.
Dear Whoever Was Running The Dallas Morning News' Twitter Account on Jan. 5 an...
We're Over You, Jerry Jones.
Dear Jerry Jones,How're you doing today? Pretty well, we imagine, what with the Cowboys still alive and in playoff conte...
You Can Take Your Affluenza And Shove It, Judge Jean Boyd.
Dear Judge Jean Boyd,How are you holding up today? We know the last few days must have been trying f...
What On Earth Could You Possibly Be Protesting At Dealey Plaza, Westboro Baptist Church?
Dear Phelps Clan and the Rest of the Westboro Baptist Church,How are y...
It's Not A Stretch To Say That Lululemon's Not Too Supportive Of Charity.
Dear Lululemon NorthPark,How are you doing this lovely Friday? Probably, li...
The White House May Have Absolved You, Pete Sessions. But You Should Still Shut Up.
Dear Rep. Pete Sessions,How's it going in your world today? Pretty wel...
No, Plano West Bullies. It Is You Who Suck.
Dear Plano West Bullies,How are you guys doing today? Not well, we hope, after reading the texts y’all have been ...
