Breaking Up.

The Biebs and Grand Prairie's Own Selena Gomez Call It Quits.

Like, OMFGZ, you guys. The Biebs and Grand Prairie's Own Selena Gomez have finally gone their separate ways.

According to an E! Online report, the couple decided to split due to their “busy schedules.”

Anyone who has ever been in a relationship knows what “busy schedules” means, though. So, too, does Bieber. According that same E! report, Bieber was already spotted hanging out with some Victoria Secret models a few nights ago at The Lion King on Broadway.

You guys just think that Gomez, recently named one of Glamour's Women of The Year, was just gonna let some lucky 18-year-old punk do her like that? Hell no.

The good news (for me, at least) is that the lovely, cute and all kinds of beautiful Gomez will probably be spending some time at home with her family and friends while she gets over this tragedy. And Grand Prairie's only about a 30-minute drive from my house.

Best. News. Ever.

Right?