Enjoy Your Chicken, Friendless Person!
Dear Narcissist,My friends are upset with me because I still eat at Chic-Fil-A. They say I'm supporting a hate-mong...
I Like To Put Things in Sinks!
Dear Narcissist,I'm about to go out on a date with a person I just met, and I'm a little unsure of "dating protocol." ...
My Gas Station Attendee and I Have The Coolest Secret Handshake.
Dear Narcissist,I recently moved to a new part of town, and I miss the camaraderie I had with ...
I Give Zero Pokes.
I recently met a Scandinavian woman who has been couch-surfing through America. I think I'm in love with her because she reminds me of ...
I'm Still Not Impressed With Jonathan Taylor Thomas' Hair.
Dear Narcissist,I graduated college seven years ago, and I never once pulled an all-nighte...
Enough About Me. What Do You Think of Me?
Dear Nice Lady Who Tries To Solve Other People's Problems, My best friend is a jerk. He and I have been friends ...
Cars Are For Chumps. I Prefer Skipping.
My car broke down earlier this week, and I can't afford to get fixed. But I do still own my old car from high scho...
Welcome Back, Me!
Dear Large Number of Rabid, Faithful Readers Who Depend on My Column as Their Sole Source of Friday Entertainment and/or Saturday Entertainme...
Why Don't Dogs Like Me? I'm Awesome.
Dear Narcissist, I have a problem with my dog. He likes to constantly "mark his territory" whenever I take him o...
