Not Religious? You Should Join My Cult.
Dear Narcissist,I recently met this super attractive guy at a bar, and he seems pretty nice and whatnot, and we kind of...
Who Needs Sleep? Not Me!
Dear Narcissist,I recently grew a beard. Now, whenever I go out, people say things like, "Hey, nice beard!" It's nice to hear, do...
I May Be Mortal, But I'm Still Awesome.
Dear Narcissist,My friend recently reminded me that Halloween is about a month away. He then asked me what I was g...
Stay Away From Me, Single White Female!
Dear Narcissist,I have a crush on a woman who works in a food truck. She is super nice and has beautiful eyes and I...
Mathematically Speaking, I'm Really Popular.
Hey Narcissist,For the past few weekends I've been hanging out with a girl I sort of have a thing for. A...
No, I Won't Tell You Where I Got My Banana Costume.
Dear Self-Absorbed Soul Sister,My boyfriend recently lost his job. It wasn't a performance issue ...
I Regret Nothing!
Hey Narc Lady,I have a reputation amongst my friends as a guy that never gets sick. I like to brag about it. Kind of a lot. A couple of weeks...
I'm An Awesome Roommate!
Dear Narcissist,My girlfriend and I are both trying to lose weight, so we've been eating healthier foods and switched from d...
