Have Bizarre Celebrations.
Judging from the sheer volume of things going on around Dallas this evening, there's a greater-than-zero chance you'll win...
Get Carried Away.
Want to have the best April Fool's Day ever? Maybe take a little advice from comedian John Oliver, who laid out just such a plan on HBO&...
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Winter is, um, coming? So, too, is the fifth season of Game of Thrones, though you'll have to wait a bit longer for the series'...
This Is How You Do.
I believe the children are our future. Actress/current Nylon cover girl Shailene Woodley, on the other hand, believes it's bugs. Said ...
Drop The Bomb.
I hope you're sitting down for this, but Zayn Malik has quit One Direction. Yes, it's true.And despite the drastic reactions from hoar...
Let's Talk About Sax, Baby.
According to so-called experts, there are tens of millions of dollars worth of gold and other precious metals in the feces of ...
Dance On The Moon.
In Minnesota, it's perfectly acceptable to ejaculate on your enemy's food -- even if you do it without their knowledge and they un...
Spill It.
Following SMU's heartbreaking loss to UCLA during Thursday's opening round of the NCAA Tournament, your brackets are likely now busted. You...
Try As You Might To Stand Out, You Probably Fit One of These Bills.
Cover photo by Karlo X. Ramos.
Most any state, city or town of even the littlest repute wi...
Give 'Em Hell.
Are you a fan of limited-run, seasonal snackstuffs? As such, are you already dreading the disconnection of Cadbury eggs in the coming weeks...
