Sit In Not-So-Quiet Reflection.
Yesterday, famous Hollywood couple Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy released a statement formally announcing their split. Read th...
Shut Yer Yapper.
As knucklehead presidential nominee Ted Cruz recently pointed out, there's never a reason to be bored in Texas, because here we've g...
Smash It Up.
Have you ever realized how much cool shit rubber bands can do? From opening stuck pickle jars and removing stripped screws to carving exploding wa...
Eat, Pray, Thug.
The phrase "once in a blue moon" doesn't necessarily refer to the color of the moon. Rather, it's a timing thing where two full moon...
Drop Your Bean.
The U.K. is currently debating a new law that would allow teens to go back and permanently scrub the web of all embarrassing content that they ...
Stop! In The Name Of Love.
The immeasurably clever writer Tom Miller said it well: "The couple that boozes together, cruises together."It's not just a cle...
Have A Little Faith.
Recently, Sony won a bidding war for the rights to make a movie centering around emojis. Boy, that sure sounds riveting. It's just m...
Kid Rock It Up And Down The Block.
Recently, a woman in England heard that the Google Street View vehicle had just passed by her house, and decided to log in t...
Rockenroul All Night.
You know what they do for fun over in Ireland? Put fresh sheep shit in their mouths and see who can spit if the farthest. Such a fun soun...
