Get These Hands From Braun Strowman, Dance to Troye Sivan, Fill Up On Meat at Smoked, and Don’t Let Childish Gambino Catch You Slippin’ Up.

For maybe the creepiest thing you’ll read all day, head here and read about a 300-year-old coded letter written by an old Italian nun said to be possessed by the devil. Thanks to some new software found on the dark web, her letter was only recently decoded.

There’s all kinds of dark stuff in there, however, some experts believe the nun was simply a person with a solid command on several languages who was suffering from schizophrenia.

In any case, it’s a lot more unsettling than anything you’ll find in the rest of this post, which essentially just tosses around a few viable options for ways to spend your upcoming week.

Monday (9.17)
WWE Monday Night Raw at American Airlines Center
The Hell in a Cell fallout show.

Killing Joke at Granada Theater
It was acceptable in the ‘80s.

Chef Graham Dodds Whiskey Dinner at The Statler
Whiskey, all you want.

Tuesday (9.18)
Jade Bird at Dada
Uh huh.

$uicideboy$ at South Side Ballroom
Kill yourself.

Texas Terrors Film Festival at Texas Theatre
Celebrating the fun in bone-chilling horror.

Wednesday (9.19)
Game of Thrones Night at Globe Life Park
Winter can’t come soon enough for the Texas Rangers.

Fat Nick at RBC
WTF.

First Aide Kit at South Side Ballroom
Run up that hill.

Thursday (9.20)
Oktoberfest at Addison Circle Park
Prost!

”Psychedelic Robot” at Bivins Gallery
An immersive pop-up event.

Suicidegirls Blackheart Burlesque at Gas Monkey Live
Take it off.

September Pub Run at Community Beer Co.
Hoof it.

WOW Dems Presents: RBG at Angelika Film Center (Plano)
Hero. Icon. Dissenter.

Friday (9.21)
PARK(ing) Day Dallas 2018
The fun reason you can’t find anywhere to park at work that day.

Todd Rundgren at Granada Theater
Hello, it’s him.

Greek Food Festival of Dallas 2018 at Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church
My big fat Greek waistline.

Scratch Sessions: Just Blaze at It’ll Do Club
The make-up date.

Troye Sivan at Toyota Music Factory
Dance to this.

Toilets & Tiaras: Garbage Kids at Double Wide
A different kind of burlesque.

Andrew W.K. at Trees
It’s time to party.

Show For JW at Dan’s Silverleaf
An all-star benefit show for Dove Hunter’s Jayson Wortham.

Saturday (9.22)
Ben Folds at Bass Performance Hall
Rockin’.

Oktoberfest Live! at Texas Live!
Because we all know the Rangers won’t make it to October.

Haunted White Rock Lake Ghost Hunt Investigation
Spooky, scary.

Ultimate Cocktail Experience 2018 at The Bomb Factory
Shake it up.

Dierks Bentley at Dos Equis Pavilion
Sip something strong.

Smoked Dallas at Main Street Garden Park
So meaty.

Plano Balloon Festival at Oak Point Park
Float on.

Sunday (9.23)
Childish Gambino, Rae Sremmurd at American Airlines Center
This is America.

Frankie Cosmos at Deep Ellum Art Co.
With Lomelda, Stef Chura.

Taco & Beer Pairing Flight at L.U.C.K.
Viva!

Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ‘N Out Live at The Theatre at Grand Prairie
He’s your new dad.

Haute Noir: A Dark Fashion Event at The Church
Put on your little black dress.

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