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Dallas Twitter Is An All-Spin Zone This 2016 Election.
With the Day of Reckoning approaching and Donald Trump likely set to festoon the White House seven shades of tacky gold, Dallasites have been taking to Twitter this 2016 presidential elections cycle to shout their frustrations into the social ether.
But it’s not just #DonaldJDrumpf that’s got everyone talking.
Could Ted Cruz really be #ZodiacTed? Is Bernie Sanders going to wipe out the stripping industry? These are legitimate questions now!
And Dallas isn't scared to ask them. Below, we share some of our favorite Dallas Twitter political riffs.
Showtime sure is playing ZODIAC a lot lately. Almost like… a warning #ZodiacTed— Ken Lowery (@kenlowery) February 29, 2016
Here's who I'm voting for. He'll make all your dreams come true. #2016election pic.twitter.com/72OhlUyIfy— Patrick O'Neill (@JotGuy316) February 28, 2016
Let's not kid ourselves, @BernieSanders' plan to make college free is going to do irreparable harm to the strip club industry.— Joe Scott (@joescottwriter) March 2, 2016
It's the remix to ignition / Donald Trump versus Clinton /
one has trouble with emails the other sits when he's pissin— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) March 2, 2016
If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a boat and it capsizes who survives?
America— captain raspberry (@RylandTheKing) March 4, 2016
The biggest question of this 2016 election is how did wand mics become cool again?— Carter Collins (@carterdcollins) March 6, 2016
Chris Christie looks like that weak sub-boss you have to beat before you face Grand Wizard Trump. #SuperTuesday pic.twitter.com/CaSus8TRcR— Herb Mitchell (@Pelicaine) March 2, 2016
#KobeBryant is losing every game and being nice. #DonaldTrump is running for President and winning.
The world is confusing now.#Drumpf— Tony Michael (@TonyMichael) March 6, 2016
@realdonaldtrump put your dick where your mouth is #TrumpShowUsYourPenis (Vine by @CollegeHumor) https://t.co/z8utorUHJZ— Christian Lopez (@ChristianCLopez) March 6, 2016
