Things To Do This Week.

Keep Booming.

Recently, a monkey terrorized patrons at a Brazilian bar when it drank a bunch of rum, grabbed a knife and began waiving it around in a threatening manner. Eventually, he was disarmed and taken into custody by local authorities, who are now trying to decide whether rehab or monkey jail should be his long-term fate.

Hopefully, you won't be faced with any decisions that tough this week. At the very least, we hope this list of things to do these next few days helps makes some of your planning a little easier.

Monday (2.22)
Grizfolk at The Prophet Bar
The struggle is real.

Johnnyswim at House of Blues
Don't let it get you down.

Tuesday (2.23)
Rob Lowe at McFarlin Auditorium
It's literally sold out.

AC/DC at American Airlines Center
Rock or bust.

Kyle Kinane at Amphibian Stage Productions
The king of the night time world.

Hopped Up Cinema: Dazed and Confused at Alamo Drafthouse (Richardson)
Alright, alright, alright.

Bag Raiders at Dada
The remix.

The Thunder From Down Under at House of Blues
Australian for “Magic Mike.”

Wednesday (2.24)
Carrie Rodriguez at Kessler Theater
Must be the whiskey.

Radiation City at Three Links
Milky white.

Michael Jackson Dance Party at Alamo Drafthouse (Dallas)
Beat it.

Thursday (2.25)
Magic Men at The Bomb Factory
Legal speak for “Magic Mike.”

Daley at Majestic Theatre
Look up.

Jon Reep at Arlington Improv
That thing got a hemi?

Semigloss. Magazine SOUND Issue Dallas Launch at Nasher Sculpture Center
Read all about it.

Justin Peter Kinkel-Schuster at The Wild Detectives
Of The Water Liars fame.

Friday (2.26)
Still Booming at The Bomb Factory
The Dave Chappelle-hosted Erykah Badu birthday bash.

Deon Cole at Addison Improv
Team Deon.

Grand Opening at Brass Tacks Lakewood
Get your ears lowered.

Brew-HaHa Comedy Tour at Oak Highlands Brewery
Laugh Until Golden Mustache comes out of your nose.

Dropkick Murphys at House of Blues
The 20th anniversary tour.

Sealion, Party Static at RBC
With Pearl Earl, Dead Mockingbirds.

Rachel Platten at Granada Theater
Hey, hey hallelujah.

Saturday (2.27)
Moving Panoramas at Double Wide
Magic.

Cowtown Ultra Marathon at Will Rogers Memorial Center
That's 31 miles, yo.

Xtreme Knockout at Gas Monkey Live
Kick some ass.

“Oh Rocky” at Texas Theatre
A Rocky Horror-theme burlesque show.

Grand Opening at Bishop Cider Co.
The new Design District location.

Alison Wonderland at Trees (Sold Out)
U don't know.

Protomartyr at RBC
The devil in his youth.

PBR Iron Cowboy at AT&T Stadium
Home of the cowboys.

Sunday (2.28)
Agent Orange at Trees
Not too young to die anymore.

The Local Ticket at Harvest House
The live 35 Denton preview show.

Ace Frehley at The Bomb Factory
You wanted the best…

Hawthorne Heights at House of Blues
Ohio is for lovers.

Hank & Cupcakes at Crown and Harp
Bat your eyelids.

Movie Awards Watching Party at Texas Theatre
Legal speak for “the Oscars.”

Luke McGlathery at Lola's
Celebrating the release of his new album.