Things To Do This Week.

Get Into The Groove.

YouTube got a little happier this week, when the first season of Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting was uploaded to his official YouTube channel.

But watch with caution. If you're not soothed into a coma by Ross' calming demeanor and hippy bon mots, you just might find yourself so into painting happy little trees that you find it hard to enjoy little else.

And considering how loaded this Halloween week is with killer parties, you wouldn't want that to happen.

Monday (10.26)
Los Master Plus at Trees
Sexo en fuego.

Evil Dead Double Feature at Alamo Drafthouse
2 Terrifying. 2 Frightening. 2 Much!

Tuesday (10.27)
Django Django at Dada
Life's a beach.

Dallas FASHION WEEK® Ready to Wear Fashion Show at Dallas Museum of Art
Do your little turn on the catwalk.

Dallas FASHION WEEK® Ready to Wear Fashion Show at Old Red Museum
Put your red dress on.

Gerard Way at House of Blues
Get the gang together.

Pumpkin Carving Contest at Oak St. Drafthouse
Cut. It. Out.

Wednesday (10.28)
Meat Loaf at Verizon Theatre
He can barely fit his dick in his pants.

Twilite Does Willie, Waylon and the Boys at Twilite Lounge (Free)
Dance holes in your shoes.

Nosferatu at Texas Theatre
With live score.

Frank Turner at House of Blues
With a signing a Good Records beforehand.

Halloween Beer Dinner at The Libertine
Eat up.

Thursday (10.29)
Clutch, Mastodon at Gas Monkey Live
With Corrosion of Conformity.

Allen Stone at Granada Theater
Figure it out.

Sarah Colonna at Hyena's (Plano)
Have you seen her lately?

Charles Busch at Wyly Theatre
A divine evening.

Henderson Ave. Block Party
Rock it up and down the block.

Fresh 45s at Crown and Harp
The two-year anniversary party.

Decks in the Park at Klyde Warren Park (Free)
Come decked out.

Kendrick Lamar at South Side Music Hall
What's the yams?

Live Nudity at The Dallas Black Academy of Arts and Letters
Erykah Badu's one-man human show.

Jessie Frye (Album Release) at House of Blues
With Son of Stan, Buffalo Black.

Givers at Dada
Go out all night.

Friday (10.30)
Rageville at The Bomb Factory
With Future, Paper Diamond and more.

Return of the Living Dead at Texas Theatre
With a zombie punk dance party.

Ludacris at Dr. Pepper Arena
Rollout!

Salt-N-Pepa at The Rustic
Push it real good.

Jamey Johnson at House of Blues
Somewhere between Jennings and Jones.

KEGL's Freakers Ball at Verizon Theatre
With Marilyn Manson, The Cult and more.

Haunted Fest at South Side Ballroom
With Zeds Dead, Cazzette and more.

Monsters Ball at Crown and Harp
With Dezi 5, Sudie, Buffalo Black, Blue, the Misfit.

Barb Wire Dolls at Three Links
Shut up slut.

Saturday (10.31)
Texas Bicycle and Beers Expo at Dallas Heritage Village
Bikes. And Beer.

Ghostland Observatory at The Bomb Factory
Sad, sad city.

Nobunny, The Coathangers at Pariah Arts
Ain't it a shame?

Spooky Pooch at Main Street Garden Park
A costume contest. For dogs.

R. Kelly at Verizon Theatre
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Straight Tequila Night, The Clinton Years at Double Wide
I love the '90s.

Improvised Horror Movie at Dallas Comedy House
Make it up.

Dead Sara at Trees
Something good.

The Gorehounds, Sealion, Stab Yr Front at Three Links
Covering The Cramps, The Pixies and The Damned.

The Rich Girls, Depeshi at Granada Theater
Covering Purple Rain and Depeche Mode.

Sunday (11.1)
Chris Cornell at Majestic Theatre
Can't change him.

Dizzy Wright at The Bomb Factory
I guess I'll smoke.

The Struts at Dada (Sold Out)
Have you heard?

Genitorturers at Trees
Take it.

Emily King at The Prophet Bar
Already there.