Things To Do This Week.

Flex.

For years, IBM has been touting its Watson artificial-intelligence system as good for more than just beating ex-Jeopardy players at their own game. As of late, they've been pitching it to companies as a method of analyzing people's selfies in order to spot marketing trends.

The future is now, and it's, admittedly, pretty creepy.

Even more recently, we've done some analyzing of our own, and we too have noticed some trends, too. The biggest one? That there's always something interesting going on in North Texas at any given time. Here's but a few of our findings.

Monday (9.28)
And So I Watch You From Afar at Dada
Run home.

Daley at The Bomb Factory
Look up.

Willy Wonka Party at Alamo Drafthouse
With Mike TeeVee and Veruca Salt.

A Night to Just Keep Livin w/ Matthew McConaughey at Globe Life Park
A $500 McConaughey selfie? Alright, alright, alright.

Tuesday (9.29)
Seoul at Dada
With Young Ejecta.

Teen Daze at Cambridge Room
With a stop a Good Records beforehand.

National Geographic Live at The Perot Museum
Lee Berger's first public appearance since discovering the missing link.

Hopped Up Cinema at Alamo Drafthouse
The Craft + craft brews.

Wednesday (9.30)
The Zombies at Majestic Theatre
Tell her no.

Matt Hollywood at Double Wide
Drink the Kool-Aid.

Thursday (10.1)
Shannon & the Clams at Three Links
With Cool Ghouls.

Annabelle Chairlegs at Double Wide
Axe me if I care.

Red Bull Sound Select at The Bomb Factory
With Neon Indian.

BYOB Art History at Kettle Art
Get learnt up.

Brew-Haha Comedy Series at Panther Island Brewing
Laugh until IPf'nA comes out of your nose.

Fiston Mwanza Mujila at The Wild Detectives
Celebrating the release of his latest book.

Friday (10.2)
Half Price Books Clearance Sale at Dallas Market Hall
Take a look.

Rich Homie Quan at Verizon Theatre
Flex.

Nervous Curtains at Dan's Silverleaf
Celebrating the release of its new album.

Unknown Hinson at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
Don't touch the trim.

Legacy Fighting Championship at Allen Event Center
Prepare for an ass whoopin'.

The Decemberists at Majestic Theatre
Don't carry it all.

Porn and Chicken at Lizard Lounge
The name says it all.

Lebanese Food Festival at Our Lady of Lebanon Maronite Catholic Church
Stuff your face.

Saturday (10.3)
Brand New, Manchester Orchestra at The Bomb Factory
Sic transit gloria.

Mike Watt + the Missingmen at Three Links
Maybe partying will help.

Smoked at Main Street Garden Park
A deliciously curated barbecue festival.

Daniel Romano, Caitlin Rose at The Foundry (Free)
Come cry with me.

Zero Anniversary Party at Noble Rey Brewing Co.
The new kids in town.

Lecrae at State Fair of Texas
All I need is you.

Sunday (10.4)
Dallas Cowboys Watching Party at The Bomb Factory (Free)
Party with the 1310-AM The Ticket crew.

The Wind + The Wave at House of Blues
You've got time.

Ricky Martin at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Live the crazy life.

Kelsea Ballerini at State Fair of Texas
Love her like you mean it.