Things To Do This Week.

Have a Ball.

Last week, in what might be a first for self-driving cars, one of Google's driverless SUVs cut off another car, which happened to be an unmanned Audi being tested by Delphi Automotive. In spite of the fact that no humans were driving, the two cars were operating different automated driving programs, and despite the fact that Google's car was kind of a dick, the collision was avoided.

That might not have been the case had a human being behind the wheel of one or both vehicles. It's pretty amazing to think about all the ways computers have changed our lives. Just think: Without them, we would have to call each of you up individually to give you the lowdown on the week's goings on, instead of posting the below for your convenience.

Ain't technology great?

Sunday (6.28)
Fort Worth Weekly Music Awards Showcases in West 7th Corridor
Catch 48 award-nominated Funky Town bands for free.

Fears For Queers at Texas Theatre
The fifth annual LGBT horror film festival.

Jurassic Park/Terminator 2 Double Feature at Granada Theater
Life finds a way.

Monday (6.29)
Filth, J. Lange, Ghost Miner, Big Hole, Wet Dreamer at Rubber Gloves
Local noise party!

Shakespeare in the Bar: A Midsummer Night's Dream at The Wild Detectives
To drink or not to drink?

Tuesday (6.30)
mewithoutyou at Dada
Catch for us the foxes.

Little Hurricane at Cambridge Room
Get by.

Rowdy Magic Mike XXL at Alamo Drafthouse
Back to the grind.

Wednesday (7.1)
Blonde Redhead at Trees
There will be stars.

MONO at Dada
Live, in stereo.

A Conversation with His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama at Moody Coliseum
You got that going for you, which is nice.

Thursday (7.2)
Heartless Bastards, Craig Finn at Trees
Only for you.

Floetry at Medusa
Say yes.

Cut Copy DJs at It'll Do Club
Lights and music.

Deep Ellum Comedy Crawl
With Paul Varghese.

Friday (7.3)
Fourth of July Picnic at Billy Bob's
With Merle Haggard, Ryan Bingham, American Aquarium and more.

Porn & Chicken at Lizard Lounge
Bow chick'n bow wow.

Henderson Avenue Block Party
Happy birthday USA.

Addison's Kaboom Town
Here comes the boom.

Saturday (7.4)
Fourth of July Picnic at Billy Bob's
No Willie, no problem.

Old 97's at Twilite Lounge (Free)
Tonight I wanna get wasted with you.

Brass Knuckles Beat Down at The Libertine
How many corndogs can you eat?

Fair Park Fourth (Free)
They're opening up the Midway.

Parking Lot Party at Double Wide
With The Rich Girls.

Star-Spangled Spectacular at Meyerson Symphony Center
You're a grand ol' flag.