Things To Do This Week.

The Choice Is Clear.

Sometimes, the world is a crazy place that doesn't make all that much sense.

For instance, in a cruel twist of fate, it is a crime to punch someone for farting in your face — while the act of farting in someone's face remains perfectly legal.

Having as much fun as humanly possible these next seven days is perfectly on the up and up, too, so long as you don't severely injure anyone in the process. — Cory Graves

Sunday (8.24)
One Direction at AT&T Stadium
Best. Song. Ever.

Judy Collins at Granada Theater
Sweet Judy Blue Eyes.

Hottest Half & 10K at Community Beer Co.
Run like hell.

Monday (8.25)
Black Kids at Three Links
I'm not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance with you.

Sir Sly, Wolf Gang at Dada
Where I'm going.

Tuesday (8.26)
Crosby, Stills and Nash at Verizon Theatre
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes.

OneRepublic at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Love runs out.

Granada Theater Social Happy Hour at Sundown
Free flatbreads, half-price booze and ticket giveaways.

Wednesday (8.27)
The Marked Men at Rubber Gloves
It's not a crime.

Superbad at Sundown
Come and get some.

Thursday (8.28)
G. Love & Special Sauce at House of Blues
With Keb Mo.

Stardeath and White Dwarfs at The Where House
Hate me tomorrow.

Sean Patton at Addison Improv
Laugh it up.

Decks in the Park at Klyde Warren Park (Free)
The hottest free, monthly dance party in town.

Hip-Hop Karaoke at Crown and Harp
Make 'em say uhhh.

Friday (8.29)
Bad Mountain (EP Release) at The Foundry (Free)
Trust us: it's really good.

Dallas Dance Festival at Dallas City Performance Hall
Stay on your toes.

To Be Takei at Texas Theatre
Oh myyyy.

Chimaira at Trees
Everything you love.

Black Dynamite at Inwood Theatre
He's a powder keg of black fury that's about to explode!

Saturday (8.30)
Invasion Car Show at Trees
With Wayne “The Train” Hancock.

Clearfork Music Festival at Panther Island Pavilion
Featuring the Black Angels.

The Hood Internet at Granada Theater
With DJ Sober and The Outfit, TX.

King Camelversary at Dada
15 bands, two stages, one kickass party.

Honda Civic Tour at South Side Ballroom
Featuring Portugal. The Man, Grouplove, STRFKR.

Florida State vs Oklahoma State at AT&T Stadium
Are you ready for some college football?