Beat It.
Last night, we came across this video of a young lad entertaining himself with nothing but his eyebrows and a mirror.
Fortunately, you’ve got a lot of other options tonight that don’t involve hanging out in your own bathroom all night.
Will they be as entertaining as that kid’s eyebrows, though? That we can’t say for sure.
We’ve watched the clip a half-dozen times now. Those eyebrows are pretty damn entertaining. — Cory Graves
Yuna at Kessler Theater
Malaysian singer-songwriter Yuna isn’t all that different from other performers you might find playing in the corner of a too-hip-for-its-own-good coffee shop on any given weeknight. Still, she’s managed to catch on rather quickly with American audiences since releasing her international debut last fall — thanks in no small part to perennial hit maker Pharrell Williams producing three of that album’s cuts. Moonrise Nation opens. — CG
Dumb and Dumber Quote-a-Long at Alamo Drafthouse
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Hit up this special quote-a-long screening of Dumb and Dumber where a room full of dudes will be yelling things like “you can’t triple stamp a double stamp” for 113 minutes. — CG
Cool Out: Michael Jackson Tribute Party at Crown and Harp
This Wednesday marks the fifth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s untimely passing. At his weekly Monday night residency, Tony Schwa and special guest DJ Sober will be paying tribute to the late King of Pop with screenings of Moonwalker and Captain EO while they spin loads of Jackson tunes. No word yet on whether or not the MJ hologram will be making an appearance. — CG
Katy Trail Social Run at Relativity Outdoors
The average beer contains 154 calories. That said, how many empty calories did you pour down your gullet this weekend? Well, an hour-long jog can easily burn upwards of 500 calories. And if you choose to atone for your weekend’s bad decisions by hitting up the Katy Trail tonight, you’ll be guaranteed a bunch of fellow joggers to help keep all the muggers at bay. The run gets going at 6:30 p.m. — CG
To find out what else is going on today, this week and beyond, check out our events page.