Things To Do This Week.

Thank The Based God.

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, scientists have discovered a squirrel in California infected with the bubonic plague. You know, the same plague that wiped out 60 percent of the population in Europe in the 1300s.

Are you really all that likely to catch the black plague if you leave the house this week? It's highly doubtful. Even in California, there've only been four cases of the plague in the past 30 years, none of which were fatal.

Still, why not live to the fullest this week anyway?

Sunday (7.28)
Adam Ant at Granada Theater
There must be something inside.

Under the Influence Tour at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Featuring Wiz Khalifa, A$AP Rocky and more.

Say Farewell to Zubar
Go out with a bang!

Monday (7.29)
Adult Night at Legoland Discovery Center
Let's build a home.

Tuesday (7.30)
Ringling Bros. Block Party at American Airlines Center
Shaolin Warriors, clowns and elephants, oh my.

Wednesday (7.31)
Futurebirds at Dada
Don't forget your Virginia Slims.

Bushwick Bill at Double Wide
He can't be stopped.

Thursday (8.1)
Overseas at Dan's Silverleaf
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's an indie-rock supergroup!

Lil B at Prophet Bar
#swag

Speedy Ortiz at J & J's Pizza
Catch 'em while you can.

Planet of the Apes 35mm Print at Texas Theatre
Damn you all to hell!

Friday (8.2)
Vans Warped Tour at Gexa Energy Pavilion
This festival is off the wall.

Whirr at Dada
RIYL: Deafheaven.

Scott H. Biram at Three Links
Find out if he's still drunk, crazy and blue.

Saturday (8.3)
The Von Ehrics at Three Links
With Convoy and the Cattlemen and Rocket DeVille.

Coffee and Donuts Art Show at Basement Gallery
Cool beans.

Fishboy EP Release at Rubber Gloves
Drink like a fish.

Beatles vs. Stones at Dan's Silverleaf
Settle the debate once and for all.