Things To Do This Week.

Get The Jump On Your 5/26 – 6/1 Plans.

Y'know what's almost as good as a three-day weekend? The four-day workweek that follows.

Sure, you're a bit extra tired. And, most likely, you're a little more hungover than is typical — even for you — come Tuesday. But, the following weekend? It's already so close. And that more than makes up for it, right?

Well, if all else fails — and you're still unable to pull yourself together for four measly days — upi can always just laugh things off. Half a dozen big-name comedians are performing at various spots all over town this week. That could help some.

Monday (5.27)
The Lonely Wild at Dada
They're everything you need.

Memorial Day at Lonestar Park
Get lucky.

Tuesday (5.28)
Best Coast at Granada Theater
This is the only place for you.

Limp Bizkit at House of Blues
Because if you don't care, we don't care.

Bosnian Rainbows at Trees
Hey, it's Omar Rodriguez-Lopez' new outfit.

Wednesday (5.29)
Mobb Deep at Trees
The infamous duo returns.

Wondercrust Presents: The Boy in the Plastic Bubble at The Grotto
Find out who invaded Spain in the 8th century. Or not.

Thursday (5.30)
Cesar Millan at Winspear Opera House
He's the leader of the pack.

Anthony Jeselnik at House of Blues
How would you like to grow up with that last name?

Tommy Davidson at Addison Improv
It's a Mad world.

AT&T Patio Sessions at Sammons Park
Featuring Chris Johnson of Telegraph Canyon.

Friday (5.31)
Arctic Monkeys at House of Blues
The band that answers the question: “Who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys?”

Aziz Ansari at Verizon Theatre
Providing intimate moments during this sensual evening.

Cas Haley at Cambridge Room
Celebrating the release of his newest album.

Hanna Barbarians, Leopold and His Fiction, The Birds of Night at Lola's
The Barbarians are celebrating the release of a new EP and tour kickoff.

The Overserved Summer Kickoff at Ku De Ta
Featuring such local personalities as Sarah Jaffe, Taylor Rea, Deb Doing Dallas, Pronail Princesa — and one of the city's best pools, too.

Saturday (6.1)
KXT Summer Cut at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Featuring the Avett Brothers — and loads more.

An Evening With Ira Glass at Winspear Opera House
Recommended for fans of This American Life.

Tracy Morgan at House of Blues
That bird's a liar!

Baptist Generals at Dan's Silverleaf
Celebrating the release of an album 10 years in the making.

Science Fair at School Class
Back to school. Back to school. Prove to your dad that you're not a fool.

Ride the Link at Main Street Garden Park
Celebrate the completion of the CentralLink.