Things To Do This Week.

Get The Jump On Your 5/5 – 5/11 Plans.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, y'all. Or, happy Cinco de Drinko to all of you non-Spanish speakers. Hopefully you guys didn't blow your loads with yesterday's Star Wars Day celebrations and pre-Cinco block parties, because there are still plenty of places left in town serving $1 margaritas today. Just remember to text your boss that you don't think you'll be feeling well enough to come in tomorrow before you end up getting too drunk to do so intelligibly.

Sunday (5.5)
Jewel at Verizon Theatre
Just follow your heart, baby.

Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School at Three Links
This month's geektastic model is comic book pinup sensation Taffeta Darling

Monday (5.6)
Father John Misty at Granada Theater
Hope you don't fear fun.

Tammy-aoke at Double Wide
Celebrate Ms. Wynette's b-day by bastardizing “Stand By Your Man.”

Tuesday (5.7)
Suicidal Tendencies at Granada Theater
They're still cyco after all these years.

Toadies “Rattler's Revival” Video Premiere at Sundown
Shake your tail, shake it like a rattler.

Fela! at AT&T Performing Arts Center
Featuring Michelle Williams!

Wednesday (5.8)
Titus Andronicus at Three Links
With the So-So Glos!

Blind Beer Tasting at Gin Mill
Test you're beer knowledge with brews from Stone Brewing and Franconia.

Thursday (5.9)
The Killers at Verizon Theatre
Are you human, or are you dancer?

Found Footage Festival at Texas Theatre
Full of lost gems and beautiful failures.

Etsy Fair at Mockingbird Station
Your place to buy and sell all things handmade and/or vintage.

Friday (5.10)
The Whitest U' Know at Sons of Hermann Hall
Me and all these dinosaurs be rollin' bones tonight.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. at The Loft
If you don't see me there, it'll just mean you weren't on the dancefloor.

Royal Comedy Tour at Verizon Theatre
Starring Mark “I'm not dead yet” Curry and Bruce Bruce, a man so nice they had to name him twice.

Sons of Fathers, Telegraph Canyon, Goodnight Ned at Granada Theater
It's the official kickoff of Homegrown Fest 4.

Com Truise at Lola's
He's been melting circuits since 1985.

Saturday (5.11)
Kenny Chesney at Cowboys Stadium
One more is never enough.

Monster Under the Bed at Circuit 12
In which Sleepy Dan releases his Series 3 designs.

Homegrown Music & Arts Fest at Main Street Garden Park
In which Divine Fits pop their Dallas cherry.