Start Fresh with Katt Williams in 2013.
Today is your first day in the year 2013! And, this year, you're not going to waste one single day! Not one!
There won't be a single day like all those times in 2012 when you wasted away your day by staying in bed until 4 p.m. only to move to the couch and watch Netflix until bedtime.
I mean, you only get 365 days in a year, right? Cherish them all.
Start out fresh by not wasting today. Sure, you may have a debilitating hangover from not wanting to waste last night, but there are plenty of things going on to help with that.
Katt Williams at Fair Park Music Hall
“I am one brilliant motherfucker,” Katt thinks to himself, gazing down upon his composition notebook. He had been brainstorming names for his latest stand-up show, and, over the course of this session, hundreds of names had been written down and subsequently crossed out. Only the words “Hieroglyphs, Spaceships and Moneyclips” were left as they were. It was fate. And so he'll perform that show twice tonight.
New Year's Hangover Party at Rubber Gloves
Not much information going around about this party tonight, but one thing is for sure: Bloody Mary drinks are only $2. What more do you need?
Dustin Cavazos at Studio 410
Local rap talent Dustin Cavazos has an album release party today with the promise of free fajitas to boot. Get there around the 5 o'clock start time unless you want to miss out on those fajitas.
Open Mic Night Dallas Comedy House
Those of you resolving to be funnier in 2013 — kudos, first of all, for not picking a dumb resolution like losing weight or learning to juggle — can start practicing your chops tonight at the Dallas Comedy House's open mic.