Eat Your Feelings.

Your Name Got Left Out of The Office Secret Santa Pool? Single Tear.

Situation: Your name for real got left out of your office Secret Santa gift exchange. Yikes. I guess you haven't left much of an impression on these people.
Feelings: Sad. So, so sad.
Goal: Now way are you going to let those losers at work get you down.

First of all, don't freak out. It was probably, like, a secret gift exchange for all the not-cool people in your office. Everyone knows you're cool, and that's why you got left out.

I mean, that's a justifiable explanation, right?

How about this: Maybe there was an office email about it and you missed it and thus never signed up for it?

Either way, yes, this sucks. And your self esteem is no doubt down a bit. No worries, though. That's just an excuse to bring some more alcohol and chocolate into your life.

A little Red Wine Hot Cocoa should do the trick.

Ingredients: 6 oz. of red wine, a packet of hot chocolate mix (dark chocolate mix is especially good) and some mini marshmallows.

Directions:
1. Warm your 6 oz. of red wine in the microwave for 1 minute.
2. Stir in your hot chocolate mix.
3. Top with marshmallows.

Yeah, it's that easy. And it's so delicious. So go on and sip those sorrows away! Start bagging up those rotten eggs you're putting in everyone's desk tomorrow, too!

(Kidding.)

(Sorta.)