Central Track Contributor
Tonight, Class Actress' Elizabeth Harper Will Seduce You
Since you most likely don't have to go in to work today (except you, retail friends), consider today the best Monday you'll have until Labor Day. Yes, today's the day for the classic party — like fireworks at Flagpole Hill or bounce castles as Lone Star Park. Basically, it's the perfect time for you to take Instagram photos of you and your friends being “so down to earth.” If you're more of a space cadet, ground yourself with free yoga at Sunstone or dance the night away with Class Actress at Club Dada.
Class Actress at Club Dada
I'm not entirely convinced that Elizabeth Harper is not Carmen Sandiego. Cloaked in a certain mystique that is fascinating, sexy and definitely nostalgic, she is more than capable of captivating a crowd. And hey, “Weekend” is pretty great summer tune.
Free Yoga at Sunstone
Working out is so expensive right? That's probably why you don't do it very often. Unfortunately for that part of your brain that makes excuses, Sunstone is offering free yoga lessons. But you're probably still too busy.
Boeing Boeing at Water Tower Theater
Tonight is the opening night of seminal French comedy Boeing Boeing, a play about a man who juggles his three flight attendant girlfriends. You know, like you do.
Dallas Symphony Fireworks Show
Happy Memorial Day! Celebrate it with sky explosions! Fireworks are one of the more enjoyable outdoor activities, as long as your dumb friend isn't the one trying to light them.
Memorial Day Celebration at Lone Star Park
I never thought I'd see the glorious day where I'd write “food trucks” and “bounce castle” in the same sentence, but the day has come! And it is spectacular!
Parking Lot Party at Blackfriar Pub
While hanging out in the parking lot, consider it an homage to your teenage years when you had nowhere else to go. Unlike your teenage years, at Blackfriar Pub you can enjoy five dollar beers while listening to a Tom Petty cover band.
Class Actress photo by Amanda Zackem.
