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Eat Your Feelings.
Your New Drivers License Picture Is Terrible? Well, Dammit!
By Melissa on Tuesday April 30 2013 at 2:33 PM
Your Instagram Selfie Only Got Nine Likes? This Is Bad.
By Melissa on Tuesday April 23 2013 at 4:42 PM
You Just Realized That You Have No Solid Life Plan? That Sucks!
By Melissa on Tuesday April 9 2013 at 3:24 PM
Your April Fools Joke Backfired? Well, Crap.
By Melissa on Tuesday April 2 2013 at 3:27 PM
Your Horoscope Says Something Bad Is Gonna Happen This Week? Scary!
By Melissa on Tuesday March 26 2013 at 1:55 PM
Your Lease Is Up? Yeesh.
By Melissa on Tuesday March 19 2013 at 1:44 PM
Your Text Crush Stood You Up in Real Life? Oh No!
By Melissa on Tuesday March 12 2013 at 1:16 PM
You Can't Afford The Trip to South by Southwest? Lame!
By Melissa on Tuesday March 5 2013 at 4:53 PM
Your Ex Got a Bad Haircut? Awesome!
By Melissa on Tuesday February 26 2013 at 3:59 PM
You've Spent The Last Year Putting Your Emotions on Blast? Dammit.
By Melissa on Tuesday February 19 2013 at 5:31 PM
You Owe The IRS 10 Weeks Worth of Salary? Gross.
By Melissa on Tuesday February 12 2013 at 3:02 PM
Your Work Crush Is Dating Someone? Dammit.
By Melissa on Tuesday February 5 2013 at 2:13 PM
Your Friend Wants To Take Your Relationship To The Next Level? Oh, Crap.
By Melissa on Tuesday January 29 2013 at 3:33 PM
He Never Called? Of Course He Didn't.
By Melissa on Tuesday January 22 2013 at 2:15 PM
You Stalked Your Yoga Crush on Instagram and Now Realize He's Not That Crushable?
By Melissa on Tuesday January 15 2013 at 12:26 PM
You Only Lasted Two Days Into Your 30-Day Cleanse?
By Melissa on Tuesday January 8 2013 at 12:57 PM
Your Name Got Left Out of The Office Secret Santa Pool? Single Tear.
By Melissa on Tuesday December 18 2012 at 4:12 PM
Your Office Crush Got Transferred? Oh No!
By Melissa on Tuesday December 11 2012 at 3:52 PM
You Drunk-Dialed Your Ex? Like 10 Times?
By Melissa on Tuesday December 4 2012 at 2:44 PM
You Have To Go To Your Office Holiday Party Alone?
By Melissa on Tuesday November 27 2012 at 2:28 PM
You Have To See Your Creepy Uncle Mitch on Thursday? Ew.
By Melissa on Tuesday November 20 2012 at 11:47 AM
Your Crush Wants a Midnight Snack? Wait, What?
By Melissa on Tuesday November 13 2012 at 1:21 PM
You Lost Your Phone? Again?
By Melissa on Tuesday November 6 2012 at 1:15 PM
Your Crush Invited You Out... To The Gym?
By Melissa on Tuesday October 30 2012 at 2:12 PM
Your Crush Caught on Fire? Holy Smokes!
By Melissa on Tuesday October 23 2012 at 5:01 PM
Oh, No. You Puked. On Your Date.
By Melissa on Tuesday October 16 2012 at 2:43 PM
You Scream-Cried At Your Ex This Past Weekend?
By Melissa on Tuesday October 9 2012 at 4:44 PM
Your Dependable Booty Call Hasn't Returned Your Last Three Texts?
By Melissa on Tuesday October 2 2012 at 1:05 PM
You Missed Oktoberfest? Ugh! That Sucks!
By Melissa on Tuesday September 25 2012 at 3:54 PM
Your Favorite Pants From Last Fall Are a Little Snug? Oops!
By Melissa on Wednesday September 19 2012 at 9:30 AM
It's Almost Jean Jacket Weather!
By Melissa on Tuesday September 11 2012 at 1:34 PM
Your Apartment Is A Mess? (Sigh.)
By Melissa on Tuesday September 4 2012 at 2:45 PM
Your Ex Is Accidentally Still Paying For Your Netflix Account?
By Melissa on Tuesday August 28 2012 at 12:09 PM
Wait, School Starts Next Week?!?!
By Melissa on Tuesday August 21 2012 at 12:05 PM
You Went Overboard This Weekend and Now You're Feeling Rather Large?
By Melissa on Tuesday August 14 2012 at 1:55 PM
Your Therapist Canceled On You? Twice?
By Melissa on Tuesday August 7 2012 at 5:20 PM
You Partied Too Hard and Now You're Sick?
By Melissa on Tuesday July 31 2012 at 1:15 PM
Your Crush Asked You Out On a Date!
By Melissa on Tuesday July 24 2012 at 12:27 PM
Oh, No! Your Car Won't Start?
By Melissa on Tuesday July 17 2012 at 1:51 PM
Oh, No. You Didn't Get That Job You Wanted?
By Melissa on Tuesday July 10 2012 at 3:12 PM
It's Almost The Fourth of July? It's Almost The Fourth of July!
By Melissa on Tuesday July 3 2012 at 1:18 PM
Oh, No! Your Friend Is Moving To Austin?
By Melissa on Tuesday June 26 2012 at 3:39 PM
Oh, Man. You Forgot To Pay Your Electricity Bill?
By Melissa on Tuesday June 19 2012 at 1:39 PM
Your Ex Wants To Meet Up For Lunch?
By Melissa on Tuesday June 12 2012 at 2:04 PM
Because, Hey, Sometimes You Get Homesick.
By Melissa on Tuesday June 5 2012 at 1:50 PM
Because You've Been Drunk For Three Days Straight.
By Melissa on Tuesday May 29 2012 at 3:57 PM
Because Your Swimsuit Exposes That Tattoo You've Been Trying To Forget About.
By Melissa on Tuesday May 22 2012 at 11:05 AM
The Pool Is Open? Yeah, It Is!
By Melissa on Tuesday May 15 2012 at 12:15 PM
Ugh. When Did You Become An Adult?
By Melissa on Tuesday May 8 2012 at 1:45 PM
Your Crush Just Started Following You On Twitter?
By Melissa on Tuesday May 1 2012 at 2:07 PM
Ugh. All of Your Weekends Are Already Booked Solid This Summer?
By Melissa on Tuesday April 24 2012 at 3:45 PM
Damn. You Fell Off of The Treadmill? In Front of Your Gym Crush?
By Melissa on Tuesday April 17 2012 at 2:05 PM
Oh, No. Your Ex Texted You at 2 a.m.? By Accident?
By Melissa on Tuesday April 10 2012 at 12:25 PM
Ugh. You Drank An Entire Faux Loko Last Night?
By Melissa on Tuesday April 3 2012 at 2:05 PM
Hey, That Internet Date Wasn't So Bad After All!
By Melissa on Tuesday March 27 2012 at 11:00 AM
Spring Break, South by Southwest and St. Patty's Day Are All Over Already?
By Melissa on Tuesday March 20 2012 at 10:10 AM
Your Debit Card Got Declined?
By Melissa on Tuesday March 13 2012 at 11:10 AM
Oh, No. Target Is Already Selling Bathing Suits?
By Melissa on Tuesday March 6 2012 at 3:35 PM
Oh, No. Your Mom Just Send You A Facebook Friend Request?
By Melissa on Tuesday February 28 2012 at 2:55 PM
Oh, Crap. You Just Ran Into Your Ex?
By Melissa on Monday February 20 2012 at 10:20 AM
