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I Don't Care About Your New Year's Resolutions.
By Chelsea on Friday December 28 2012 at 1:00 PM
I've Never Had a Bad Haircut.
By Chelsea on Friday December 21 2012 at 1:33 PM
Feel Free To Ask Me About Meat, But Know That I'm a Vegetarian.
By Chelsea on Friday December 14 2012 at 2:02 PM
Yeah. I'm a Sadbro.
By Chelsea on Friday December 7 2012 at 12:40 PM
I Don't Condone Murder.
By Chelsea on Friday November 30 2012 at 1:40 PM
I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About Ninja Turtles.
By Chelsea on Friday November 23 2012 at 11:56 AM
Ask Me About My Fantasy Quidditch Team!
By Chelsea on Friday November 16 2012 at 3:37 PM
I'm Not Really a Basketball Fan.
By Chelsea on Friday November 9 2012 at 1:39 PM
Spitting is Gross (Except When I Do It).
By Chelsea on Friday November 2 2012 at 12:38 PM
I Follow My Dreams. You Should, Too.
By Chelsea on Friday October 26 2012 at 3:51 PM
Not Religious? You Should Join My Cult.
By Chelsea on Friday October 19 2012 at 1:53 PM
I'm Probably Better at Throwing Up Than You Are.
By Chelsea on Friday October 12 2012 at 12:27 PM
Who Needs Sleep? Not Me!
By Chelsea on Friday October 5 2012 at 8:45 AM
I May Be Mortal, But I'm Still Awesome.
By Chelsea on Friday September 28 2012 at 1:04 PM
Stay Away From Me, Single White Female!
By Chelsea on Friday September 21 2012 at 1:39 PM
Mathematically Speaking, I'm Really Popular.
By Chelsea on Friday September 14 2012 at 1:20 PM
No, I Won't Tell You Where I Got My Banana Costume.
By Chelsea on Friday September 7 2012 at 2:07 PM
I Denied Your Facebook Friend Request.
By Chelsea on Friday August 31 2012 at 12:58 PM
I Regret Nothing!
By Chelsea on Friday August 24 2012 at 1:16 PM
I'm An Awesome Roommate!
By Chelsea on Friday August 17 2012 at 1:26 PM
Enjoy Your Chicken, Friendless Person!
By Chelsea on Friday August 10 2012 at 2:18 PM
I Like To Put Things in Sinks!
By Chelsea on Friday August 3 2012 at 1:09 PM
I'm Neither A Dog Nor Cat Person.
By Chelsea on Friday July 27 2012 at 12:15 PM
My Gas Station Attendee and I Have The Coolest Secret Handshake.
By Chelsea on Friday July 20 2012 at 12:54 PM
I Give Zero Pokes.
By Chelsea on Friday July 13 2012 at 12:40 PM
I'm Still Not Impressed With Jonathan Taylor Thomas' Hair.
By Chelsea on Friday July 6 2012 at 1:49 PM
Enough About Me. What Do You Think of Me?
By Chelsea on Friday June 29 2012 at 12:52 PM
Cars Are For Chumps. I Prefer Skipping.
By Chelsea on Friday June 22 2012 at 1:02 PM
Welcome Back, Me!
By Chelsea on Friday June 15 2012 at 12:33 PM
Why Don't Dogs Like Me? I'm Awesome.
By Chelsea on Friday June 1 2012 at 12:08 PM
You Spent All Your Money On Coffee? I've Never Particularly Cared For That Beverage.
By Chelsea on Friday May 25 2012 at 1:42 PM
Your Date Drinks Vodka Neat? Interesting. I'm Neat, Too.
By Chelsea on Friday May 18 2012 at 1:25 PM
It's Not Just About You, Y'know.
By Chelsea on Friday May 11 2012 at 2:28 PM
