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Eat Your Feelings.

Eat Your Feelings.

Your Ex Is Accidentally Still Paying For Your Netflix Account?

By Melissa on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 12:09 PM

Situation: While sprawled out on the couch and recovering from the weekend's events, you decided to log into your expired Netflix account just to see what would happen. And guess what? It worked! Like, for real worked! Turns out your ex has been accidentally paying for your Netflix account for almost three months now! Um, amazing!
Feelings: Maybe the happiest you've ever been.
Goal: To lie on your couch and watch as many movies as humanly possible before your ex realizes what is going on.

Here's the thing about being a sloth: It makes you, like, a million times hungrier and more gluttonous than it should. The trick is to find something that feels sufficiently celebratory, but also low maintenance -- maybe even a treat you can consume through a straw while in the supine position.

You know what? An apple pie ice cream shake is just the thing you need!

Ingredients: Three or four scoops of vanilla ice cream, one cup of milk and one slice of apple pie (or any pre-packaged fruit pie).

Directions:
1. Place all ingredients, except a small amount of pie crumbs, into a blender.
2. Blend until smooth.
3. Pour into a glass.
4. Top with the pie crumbs you'd previously set aside.
5. Insert straw.
6. Lay back and enjoy that free entertainment!

Go ahead enroll for that upgraded package. You deserve it.

Eat Your Feelings.

Eat Your Feelings.

Eat Your Feelings.

Eat Your Feelings.

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