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Things To Do On Monday, July 16.

Things To Do On Monday, July 16.

Enjoy a Little Sibling Rivalry at Texas Theatre's Arrested Development Quiz.

By Cory on Monday, July 16, 2012 at 7:40 AM

When you come in to work on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Personally, we believe a fella could get his ass kicked for saying something like that. Besides, you're probably just a little hungover anyway. Might as well make things right with a little Monday afternoon hair of the dog. Whether you like to drink while shopping or playing trivia, Dallas has you covered tonight.

Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz at Texas Theatre
Don your finest pair of never-nude jorts and prove you know more about the Bluth family than anyone else in Dallas at this week's Arrested Development-themed pub quiz at the Texas Theatre. Besides earning the privilege to yell out "There's always money in the banana stand!" in public, you may also win a free bar tab.

Margarita Monday at Flirt Boutique
For the next few Mondays, you can enjoy complimentary margaritas and a 20 percent discount while shopping at Flirt Boutique in Uptown. Don't worry, we've been assured these margaritas somehow have fewer calories than typical 'ritas, so you won't have to take that into consideration while you're trying things on.

Belgian Beer Week at Flying Saucer
You are no doubt out of fireworks/explosives by now. But that's OK because the Belgians like to celebrate their independence day with a giant waffle and beer celebration instead. In Addison, nearly 5,000 miles from Belgium, they've turned it into a week-long beer fest.

Happy Hour at Elements
Pretty much the same deal as Margarita Monday at Flirt -- only in this case they're serving up bubbly while you shop. Seriously, though: Can we not do anything in Dallas without drinking?